[inspired bicycles, danny macaskill; something good from atwood-chat-l]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o
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http://media.www.thebrownnoser.com/media/storage/paper1157/news/2008/02/25/CampusLife/Math-Ta.Speaks.English-3229397.shtml
---
(11:16:41 AM) jayellz: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-730568620905774346&hl=en
(11:17:11 AM) the_h-man@nurfuerspam.de: gabelstablerfahrer klaus!
(11:17:26 AM) the_h-man@nurfuerspam.de: of course i know that one
(11:17:40 AM) the_h-man@nurfuerspam.de: a classic in german internet
---
[commentary by penn]
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/02/jillette.presidency/index.html
---
[commentary by navarrette]
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/29/navarrette.obamaspeech/index.html
---
[rocky is back...more from linde-dorm-chat-l]
http://fun.drno.de/flash/rocky_is_back.swf
---
[heat vision and jack...from dgoody]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s
---
(9:20:48 PM) macmali: i was reading your quotes from HMC. i already knew before i got to shane's section
(9:20:50 PM) macmali: that it would be huge
---
[linde-dorm-chat-l...]
"naw i'm just drunk...!"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-489885651925767878
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[walking with dinosaurs...from fa msg board]
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5902801185440585626&q=walking+with+dinosaurs++time+lapse&ei=he-ESIisD6DAqwOs4O2ZBQ
---
(1:17:20 AM) jayellz: http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o72/RyltarXiltyn/bozon-ign-blog-pics--20080715064948.gif
(5:01:46 AM) sirianx: ......hummm
(5:02:51 AM) sirianx: dont do that to me
(5:02:54 AM) sirianx: DONT
---
[another from linde-dorm-chat-l (i'm not a musician and i still thought this was pretty good)]
http://technosailor.com/2008/01/09/pachelbel/
---
[the phantom pooper! as heard on KROQ]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL3mFPhyk94
---
[well my life is now meaningless...]
http://www.cracked.com/article_16301_6-most-badass-stunts-ever-pulled-in-name-science.html
---
[mccain, 2008!...click the link]
http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/38064239
---
[these are great...new math + rehab for fictional characters]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obIGsb-IZMo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MboeozTBgD8&NR=1
---
[more ironman]
http://www.noob.us/entertainment/iron-man-adventures/
http://www.noob.us/humor/batman-vs-iron-man/
---
(7:14:27 PM) whoDAoWL: so what are we gonna drink this weekend?
(7:14:36 PM) whoDAoWL: i have my ping pong balls and cards packed already
(7:14:45 PM) whoDAoWL: thats the only thing in my suitcase right now
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(10:01:49 AM) jayellz: you are okay right?
(10:02:35 AM) sirianx: physically healthy
(10:06:03 AM) jayellz: mentally unstable?
(10:07:56 AM) sirianx: yea...almost that time of the month...
(10:07:59 AM) sirianx: lol jk
(10:08:27 AM) sirianx: i think i'm becoming dumb though =/
(10:08:53 AM) jayellz: uh buh
(10:08:54 AM) sirianx: maybe i should read some math
(10:09:05 AM) jayellz: wow what a loser
(10:09:16 AM) sirianx: ="(
---
[thanks hem, this is great]
http://slamonline.com/online/2008/05/links-charles-barkley-is-a-dumbass/
---
(7:23:06 AM) jayellz: speaking of boobs: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm
(7:24:48 AM) sirianx: awww...cute tits
(7:24:50 AM) sirianx: = =
(7:25:50 AM) jayellz: lol
(7:26:02 AM) jayellz: that's profile worthy
(7:26:09 AM) sirianx: speaking of boobs...japanese again made ridiculous products: http://bbs.ktxp.com/thread-253173-1-1.html
(7:26:37 AM) sirianx: these are the pads for (computer) mouse
(7:26:54 AM) sirianx: what do you call them? mouse board or whatever?
(7:27:00 AM) jayellz: mouse pads
(7:27:06 AM) sirianx: yes
(7:27:10 AM) sirianx: with boobs on them
(7:27:14 AM) jayellz: sweet
(7:27:28 AM) jayellz: oh yeah i've seen this before
(7:27:33 AM) sirianx: too bad we didnt see them at akihabara...=(
(7:27:38 AM) jayellz: probably from linde-dorm-chat-l :/
(7:27:42 AM) sirianx: lol...
(7:27:53 AM) jayellz: why do the girls look so unhappy
(7:28:10 AM) jayellz: i thought all girls wanted their boobs violated by computer geeks
(7:28:20 AM) sirianx: i guess that's supposed to be a "shy" look
(7:28:40 AM) sirianx: and your statement is definitely UNtrue!
(7:28:49 AM) jayellz: lol
(7:28:59 AM) jayellz: i like the nipple covers on the packaging
(7:31:29 AM) sirianx: ummm i think it's not on the packaging...
(7:32:11 AM) sirianx: nm
---
"One word: Noooooooooooo!"
http://tech.msn.com/guides/green/articlecnet.aspx?cp-documentid=6815394&icid=tg6815394>1=45002
---
[i'm tending to agree...]
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/12/carl-bernstein-what-a-hillary-clinton-presidency-look-like/
---
"I don't even know what he's talking about, I just worry about Jerome."
- Jerome James, when asked if he was concerned about his former coach Nate
McMillan commenting that he has a selfish attitude
---
[probably should've put this up around christmas...jingle bells from 'sheed and
the pistons]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKqFg7Tuocg
---
[the CLINTON CACKLE!]
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/04/11/sot.clinton.laughs.off.pool
---
[awww...it's sooo cute...!!!]
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/04/08/vo.germany.bear.flocke.swim.ap?iref=videosearch
---
[another few goodies from linde-dorm-chat-l]
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lvg/440674102.html
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81738
http://coilhouse.net/2008/04/06/merlin-mann-on-steampunk-masturbatory-devices/
[for the last one, i actually had to look up what steampunk was...]
---
[i'm utterly amused...this one i grabbed from tam's facebook note or something]
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
---
[panda coupon]
http://www.pandaexpress.com/webzine/bb2008/flyer.html
---
[who would've thought cutting down a tree would be such a big operation???]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_Murder_Incident#Operation_Paul_Bunyan
---
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
---
[beasley who???]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbqbxPW6A0
---
[Pitzer's Masculinist Coalition]
http://i32.tinypic.com/2ljnct2.png
---
[courtesy of sam]
http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=baddayoffice
---
[this is kinda neat...another goody from linde-dorm-chat-l]
http://www.nikon.co.jp/main/eng/feelnikon/discovery/universcale/nano.swf
---
[he might be right on this one]
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/14/beckfloridamichigan/index.html
---
[actually, I think it's because you're a woman]
"Racism works in two different directions. I really think they're attacking me
because I'm white. How's that?"
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/03/11/ferraro.comments/index.html
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[are you serious???]
Clinton: "There's a difference between denouncing and rejecting. And I think
when it comes to this sort of, you know, inflammatory — I have no doubt that
everything that Barack just said is absolutely sincere. But I just think, we've
got to be even stronger. We cannot let anyone in any way say these things
because of the implications that they have, which can be so far reaching.”

Obama: "There's no formal offer of help from Minister Farrakhan that would
involve me rejecting it. But if the word 'reject' Senator Clinton feels is
stronger than the word 'denounce', then I'm happy to concede the point, and I
would reject and denounce."

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/02/26/clinton-hits-obama-over-farrakhan-support/
---
[...FUCKING BEN AFFLECK!!!]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE
---
[wow i've been missing out on the perks of pirating...]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2DwTWJNk-k
---
[at least huckabee's can be funny]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvSXpM5qGmg
---
[beer *is* heavy..another linde-dorm-chat-l goody]
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/wife.jpg
---
[anti-helium...also from linde-dorm-chat-l]
http://www.maniacworld.com/jay-leno-inhales-antihelium.html
---
[couple more links from linde-dorm-chat-l...one for the next time you're trying a new combination...other for dolphins]
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Modern-Lifestyle-Chart-Posters_i334148_.htm
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1041454/dolphin_play_bubble_rings/
---
[wow...]
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2008/02/claremont_mckenna_white_party_1.html?nav=rss_blog
http://www.dailybulletin.com/search/ci_8180695
---
[thank you again, linde-dorm-chat-l]
http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html
---
"Romney suggested Sunday that Huckabee get out of the race because he was
splitting the conservative vote. His campaign also issued a sharply worded
statement Tuesday accusing the McCain and Huckabee campaigns of striking a deal
in West Virginia in an effort to hurt Romney.

"Well, yesterday he was chiding me -- he said not to whine," Huckabee said.
"Today's he's changed his position on whining and today he's for whining. So
once again Mitt has been able to take both sides of all issues, including
whining."
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/02/05/super.gop/index.html
---
[sucks to play short...]
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncw/recap?gameId=280030204
---
(6:31:30 PM) sirianx: man...my piano is totally gimpy...
(6:31:42 PM) sirianx: some keys wont come up after i pressed them
(6:32:31 PM) jayellz: that sucks
(6:32:31 PM) sirianx : so tired...
(6:33:06 PM) jayellz: you sure you're lifting your finger off the key after you press it?
(6:33:26 PM) sirianx: oh ya! i didnt! boooo me
(6:33:36 PM) jayellz: lol
(6:33:38 PM) jayellz: profileable
(6:34:13 PM) sirianx: go die
---
["The Resurrection of John McCain"]
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1706450,00.html
---
[well *i* didn't think it was hard to figure out...]
(11:52:09 PM) jayellz: http://kb24overrated.com/
(11:52:14 PM) jayellz: i think i found my new fav site
(11:53:06 PM) sirianx: what was ur fav site?
(11:53:19 PM) jayellz: ...
(11:57:00 PM) sirianx: "Firefox can't find the server at www.kb24overrated.com."
(11:57:26 PM) jayellz: why is there a www there
(11:59:26 PM) sirianx: iono
(11:59:54 PM) sirianx: so what was ur fav site?
(11:59:58 PM) sirianx: ur own site?
(1/15/2008 12:01:17 AM) jayellz: ...ugh nm
(12:01:53 AM) sirianx: what?
(12:02:34 AM) jayellz: i'll just put this on my profile
---
(12:34:22 PM) soko DANYO: suuup
(12:35:23 PM) jayellz: yo
(12:35:41 PM) jayellz: you east yet?
(12:35:48 PM) soko DANYO: nope... on thurs
(12:36:50 PM) soko DANYO: crap brb
(12:37:27 PM) jayellz: ...k
(12:46:10 PM) soko DANYO: locked my car keys in the trunk
(12:46:14 PM) soko DANYO: n the locksmith came by
(12:46:15 PM) soko DANYO: sucks
(12:46:46 PM) soko DANYO: stupidest way to spend $40
(12:47:05 PM) jayellz: lol
(12:47:29 PM) jayellz: nice
(12:48:46 PM) soko DANYO: oh nice.. just called the insurance company... they'll pay me back
(12:50:26 PM) soko DANYO: brb again...ha
---
[one of those "1 in a million" things...]
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/images/12/14/thursdaypaper.pdf
---
[TWO great stories received from linde-dorm-chat-l]
http://bash.org/?608100
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
---
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/11/26/bc.fbn.packers.bounties.ap/index.html
"It's pretty much all water under the dam." [wtf?! seriously?]
---
(3:07:23 AM) sirianx: i need to sleep
(3:07:29 AM) sirianx: good night
(3:07:32 AM) jayellz: awww
(3:07:33 AM) jayellz: sleepian!
(3:07:53 AM) sirianx: sleepian need to do what she's best at
(3:08:08 AM) jayellz: touche
---
(12:15:54 PM) kympd82: happy birthday nigga
---
[these are good...]
http://stupidessays.googlepages.com/
---
[tracey is wrong...thank you north chat...]
http://www.boners.com/grub/798201.html
---
[man, you have to be one wild drunk bitch to get tasered 7 times!]
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/21/ohio.taser/index.html
---
[YES, IRONMAN]
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808411893/video/4097726/standardformat/;_ylt=Ahj0iDGYnJr4kPBb4kGp9rNfVXcA
---
[dude...i wonder what it feels like to get your ass handed to you by an armless man...?]
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/14138164/detail.html
---
[sweet, we're not the only taser-happy campus!]
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/18/student.tasered.ap/index.html
---
[haha...well...poor andrew...i guess]
http://torrentfreak.com/mediadefender-emails-leaked-070915/
---
[it's funny cause it's true...and it's g-rated]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZ-KQKrzZ0
---
[kinetic sculpture...thanks dgoody]
http://www.glumbert.com/media/kineticsculpture
---
(9:02:09 PM) blastx5: we were gonna see superbad but rachael wouldn't let austin see it
---
[most cookies go straight to your ass, but this one...]
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ineffective-sweets/f-cup-cookies-promise-that-their-fat-will-go-straight-to-your-boobs-286386.php
http://www.dite.co.jp/shop/diet/fcup.shtml
---
[jonathan lee riches...these lawsuits are hilarious]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches
---
[panda porn!]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5YEmC_jQY
---
[and i thought the american public was dumb...]
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/28490/
---
[careful with your copier...]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6BO_S4HrX0
---
[codpiece of terror!...thank you linde dorm chat]
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article59.htm
---
[noah will fail in the nba]
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0706/draft.fashion/content.8.html
---
[this guy's pretty good]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbndgwfG22k
---
[was this suppose to be a joke?]
He attributed the espionage to a mix of criminals, hackers and "nation-state"
forces. Virtually all potential U.S. foes also were scanning U.S. networks for
trade and defense secrets, he added.

"Everyone but North Korea," he said. "We've concluded that there must be only
one laptop in all of North Korea -- and that guy's not allowed to scan" overseas
networks, Elder said.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/internet/06/13/china.cyberspace.reut/index.html
---
[informative sign]
http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/diamondsigns/sharpedges.html
---
[i actually kinda forgot i had a profile...]
---
[GO JAZZ!]
---
[worst landlord ever!...thanks linde chat]
http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925
---
[drunk monkeys...thanks north chat]
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/drunk-monkeys-p1.php?vid=10173
---
[best player ever from weber state...]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Arceneaux
---
[transcript of a voicemail left by neelesh, march 2007]
Jeff, my tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I, I...I got out of bed at all
Morning rain clouds up my window...and I can't see at all
E-even if I could, it would all be gray...put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so ba-ad
If,if you don't get back to me soon, I'm gonna drive my girlfriend over a bridge with a fifth of vodka in my car, so, call me back, bye
[to which mike responds...]
(12:23:51 AM) mjobrien05: umm
(12:23:54 AM) mjobrien05: akward...
(12:24:24 AM) mjobrien05: did u suck his thingy afterwards? that's the only response i see that would possibly be valid
(12:24:33 AM) mjobrien05: i'm glad that wasn't sent to me
(12:24:34 AM) mjobrien05: ....
(12:27:22 AM) JayEllZ: wow, i guess i should tell neel he sent the voicemail to the wrong guy, he'll have to call you next time
(12:27:52 AM) mjobrien05: yes.
---
"Chamberlain was such a great player and dominant force that he would be certain
to be on the floor in late-game situations if the score was close. However, he
was such a poor free throw shooter (51% over his career) that if the opposition
needed to employ intentional fouling late in the game, Chamberlain would always
be that team's target. Just as the opposition was eager to send Chamberlain to
the free throw line because of his ineptitude there, Chamberlain himself was
reluctant to go for that same reason. This led to the spectacle of virtually an
entire other contest being held away from the ball and almost completely outside
of the basketball game being played, as Chamberlain essentially played a de
facto game of tag with defenders, attempting to run from and dodge them as they
chased him trying to foul him."
[regarding using the Hack-a-Shaq technique on Dennis Rodman in 1997...]
"In that game, Rodman shot 9-for-12 from the free throw line, completely
nullifying the strategy, and the Bulls went on to victory. Given its
ineffectiveness on that occasion, the strategy was then largely forgotten, aside
from the fact that Maverick player Bubba Wells, whose assignment it had been to
foul Rodman, set the all-time NBA record for fewest minutes played (3) in
fouling out of a game."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hack-a-Shaq
---
[milding amusing, from north chat]
http://www.annoying.com/nightmares/obsessive/02/0001/0001.html
---
["look around, i think you'll find...that these...buttons...are the scrolling...kind"]
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
---
[from http://www.rotoworld.com/Content/playernews.aspx?sport=NBA]
Boston Celtics radio analyst Cedric Maxwell apologized on the air Wednesday
night for saying that a female referee should "go back to the kitchen" after he
disagreed with one of her calls.

Maxwell made the comment during the Celtics' win over the Rockets on Monday,
adding "Go in there and make me some bacon and eggs, would you?" in reference to
referee Violet Palmer. "If I said anything that might have been insensitive or
sexist in any way, then I apologize because she worked extremely hard to get
where she is now, end of quote," Maxwell said before the Celtics' game against
the New York Knicks on WEEI-AM, which is owned by Entercom Communications.
---
[so...is this for real???]
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=737955601
---
http://www.pbfcomics.com/
---
[i think they need this implemented in the u.s.; thanks wtipton]
http://www.speedbandit.dk/
---
[good story; thanks to dgoody]
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
---
(23:34:52) JayEllZ: this guy sounds like a lune
(23:36:18) SirianX: lune means...bisexual?
(23:37:25) JayEllZ: as in
(23:37:27) JayEllZ: luny
(23:37:28) JayEllZ: insane
(23:37:45) JayEllZ: few colors short of a palette
(23:38:26) JayEllZ: or a cranyon box
(23:38:40) JayEllZ: crayon
(23:39:48) SirianX: how's this related to few colors short of a crayon box?
(23:41:19) JayEllZ: ...
[...]
(23:47:18) SirianX has signed off.
(23:47:31) SirianX has signed on.
(23:47:54) SirianX: network died
(23:48:21) SirianX: so explain ur crayon box...= =
(23:48:47) JayEllZ: ugh
(23:48:51) JayEllZ: he's not all there
(23:48:54) JayEllZ: incomplete
[...]
(00:58:05) JayEllZ: http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/watch/12175
(00:58:12) JayEllZ: no i was watching that, it's pretty funny
(00:58:26) JayEllZ: i see why you take so long in teh shower now
(00:58:30) SirianX: why do u guys do this to me?
(00:58:31) SirianX is no longer idle.
(00:58:41) JayEllZ: do what?
(00:58:47) SirianX: i dont need to watch it twice
(00:58:53) JayEllZ: lol
(00:58:53) SirianX: u guys are so mean
(00:59:23) SirianX: ="(
(01:01:37) JayEllZ: i'm putting that on my profile btw
(01:02:24) SirianX: it's not even funny
(01:02:54) JayEllZ: haha yeah it is
(01:03:07) SirianX: u're just some color short of a crayon box
(01:03:15) JayEllZ: LOL
(01:03:24) SirianX: ya put this on too
---
[dee-runk]
http://www.break.com/index/zero_to_drunk_in_20_seconds.html
---
(13:23:20) SirianX: (12:07:15 PM) David6N9B: over the rainbow?
(12:07:15 PM) SirianX : somewhere...
(13:23:24) SirianX: painter is so lame
---
Michael O'Brien: I've always wondered what foreskin alone tastes like.
---
[elephants...]
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/11659713051_elephants.html
---
[from http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playernews.aspx?sport=NBA]
Ron Artest-F- Kings Dec. 25 - 11:35 am et
Ron Artest says he has not asked to be traded, and wants to play with the Kings.
He also hinted that he's done sitting out games with sore knees.

"Those were the only two games I was sitting out," he said. It sounds like he
plans on playing this week, but he's still a risky fantasy play. As for the
rumors of him being traded for Corey Maggette..."You just asked me how did I
feel about wanting to get traded out of Sacramento, and it's not true. I don't
want to get traded out of Sacramento. Not at all. I'm a great player. A lot
of teams want me. I wouldn't fault any media people for believing those
reports, (but) those reports are false." If nothing else, he likes to keep
things interesting, and also reported more back soreness after Sunday's
practice.
---
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327
(17:39:46) SirianX: i'm pretty sure ppl in asia eat more soy products
(17:39:56) SirianX: are they fatter than americans?
(17:40:11) JayEllZ: yes
(17:40:15) SirianX: no
(17:40:18) JayEllZ: lol
---
["I teach logic motherfucker!"]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDmRKY8-2bA
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[the result of 30+ hours over the weekend of plagiarizing articles and other students' solutions to finish only 7 of 8 problems on my Fourier Analysis final]
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/course_files/Fall%202006/Math%20247A%20-%20Fourier%20Analysis/final.pdf
---
[haha dumb usc cheerleader]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn9nXFJkZU4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brcl8U0jHto
[highlights + post-game comments]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiT2olBfoJY
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[wow...that's a finish...]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fZCCAqoSwY
---
[thank you, daniel goodwin]
http://www.acro-base.com/fr/imgs/galerie/video/videos/eiger06/eiger-faf-emb.mov
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(22:44:47) SirianX: i'm gonna do more sit-ups...i used to be able to do more than 50 at a time....>_<!
---
[people are sheep...baaaaaaaaaa...]
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051009/NEWS01/510090392
---
[you'll have to sign into facebook...]
(00:42:16) JayEllZ: http://ucla.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30566088&id=39706335&op=1&view=all&subj=2204911489&aid=-1&oid=2204911489
(00:48:31) SirianX: man...that's japanese?
(00:48:36) JayEllZ: LOL
(00:49:00) SirianX: i dont see how that's jap
---
[thank you, chris yoo]
http://poststuff5.entensity.net/102306/media.php?media=yucko.wmv
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[interesting article on Grigory Perelman, recipient and rejector of the 2006 Fields Medal]
We asked him whether he had read Cao and Zhu’s paper. “It is not clear to me
what new contribution did they make," he said. “Apparently, Zhu did not quite
understand the argument and reworked it." As for Yau, Perelman said, “I can’t
say I’m outraged. Other people do worse. Of course, there are many
mathematicians who are more or less honest. But almost all of them are
conformists. They are more or less honest, but they tolerate those who are not
honest."
http://www.newyorker.com/printables/fact/060828fa_fact2
---
[read number 5 in particular]
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si_blogs/football/ncaa/2006/10/five-things-we-learned-this-weekend_22.html
---
[sirian has photos from the party on facebook...]
http://ucla.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2090557&id=2528462
---
[this is sad...]
"Within a given nation, the high-confidence kids did better than their peers.
But that changed when students were compared with a different peer group. Even
the least confident students in Singapore outscored the most confident
Americans.

Loveless is not suggesting it makes sense to undermine kids' confidence or make
math revolting. But he says the U.S. should rethink "the happiness factor," as
he puts it.

Math textbooks in the United States, for example, tend to have colorful photos,
charts and stories to please kids, he noted. In other nations, the texts
strictly have math.

Fennell said engaging, relevant lessons are important. But he agreed with
Loveless that every lesson should be about teaching math, not simply providing
a fun class activity."
http://www.cnn.com/2006/EDUCATION/10/18/unhappy.achievers.ap/index.html
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(23:37:03) hyrulerboy: haha, i am such a boob for getting so confused by this class.
(23:37:15) JayEllZ: lol
(23:37:20) JayEllZ: you called yourself a boob
(23:37:22) JayEllZ: i'm gonna remember that
(23:38:34) hyrulerboy: haha, file that away
---
(22:34:41) DrEaMeRx42: remember the last time i baked for your bday
(22:34:49) JayEllZ: mmmhmmm
(22:34:53) JayEllZ: one cupcake per drink
(22:35:04) JayEllZ: that was pretty awesome
(22:35:09) JayEllZ: i don't remember if we finished them, haha
(22:35:21) DrEaMeRx42: me either
(22:35:27) DrEaMeRx42: but i hated cupcakes after that
---
[redid my webpage, take a look...]
---
[thank you, north dorm]
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1706857
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[can you beat 39.7 seconds?]
http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf
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(12:55:34) Nicolita714: dude the worst nite ever was your drinkathon
(12:55:37) Nicolita714: i was SOOOOOOOOOOOO mad at you
(12:56:12) JayEllZ: oh yeah
(12:56:13) JayEllZ: haha
(12:56:15) JayEllZ: cool
(12:56:40) Nicolita714: haha
(12:56:42) Nicolita714: u ass
(12:57:21) JayEllZ: thank you nicole ;)
(12:57:45) Nicolita714: yeah uh huh
---
[beer pong at mudd...]
http://www.tsl.pomona.edu/index.php?article=1044
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(02:43:53) JayEllZ: hey we got back alive
(02:48:39) mjobrien05: ok
(02:48:40) mjobrien05: good
(02:48:42) mjobrien05: u drive?
(02:48:49) mjobrien05: i hope not.......
(02:49:07) JayEllZ: nope
(02:49:11) JayEllZ: your mom drove
(02:49:22) mjobrien05: ok. that makes me feel better
(02:49:26) mjobrien05: go my mom!
(02:50:44) mjobrien05: so i guess i'm a bit drunk
(02:52:14) mjobrien05: hmmm
(02:52:28) mjobrien05: now there are random ass people looking me up on facebook
(02:52:35) mjobrien05: i don't like it
(02:52:37) mjobrien05: anyways
(02:52:41) mjobrien05: nite!
(02:52:46) mjobrien05: i hate both of u
---
[an interesting read...]
http://www.fec.gov/pdf/eleccoll.pdf
---
[yeah, oklahoma *did* get royally screwed...]
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/ncaa/09/18/bc.fbc.oklahoma.replay.ap/index.html
---
[thank you, linde dorm chat...]
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
---
(13:58:39) theslickslacker: dude i'm in the cs department working now
(13:58:48) theslickslacker: and part of my job is taking notes of the voicemails that pile up
(13:58:57) theslickslacker: and its all these damn indian grad students complainging about stupid shit
(13:59:02) theslickslacker: i just erase their voicemails
---
http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/jesuscamp/trailer/
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(16:14:02) lilparanoidfreak: i say...we go out to dinner..then get drunk!!
(16:14:02) lilparanoidfreak: haha
(16:14:35) JayEllZ: k well as long as you don't jump in front of any cars
(16:14:47) JayEllZ: i don't wanna get in trouble for giving alcohol to a minor
(16:15:28) lilparanoidfreak: fuck u
(16:15:29) lilparanoidfreak: hahaha
(16:15:35) lilparanoidfreak: i didnt jump in front of the car
(16:15:42) lilparanoidfreak: i wuz alreadie movin wen the car wuz stopped
(16:15:47) lilparanoidfreak: then brian decided to run mee over
(16:15:51) lilparanoidfreak: i think he did it unconsciousliee
(16:16:21) JayEllZ: why do you insist on replacing the y at the end of a word with ie or iee or ieeeeee ?
(16:16:34) JayEllZ: isn't it easier to just type...y
(16:16:37) JayEllZ: ?
(16:16:50) lilparanoidfreak: no
(16:16:52) lilparanoidfreak: haha
(16:17:35) JayEllZ: :: sigh :
(16:17:35) JayEllZ: :
(16:18:01) lilparanoidfreak: ima a lost cause
(16:18:09) lilparanoidfreak: wow..i havent done ANY work today at all..wutso ever
(16:18:27) JayEllZ: you mean
(16:18:32) JayEllZ: ANIEEEE
(16:19:56) lilparanoidfreak: annie?
(16:20:07) lilparanoidfreak: is that my new name?
(16:20:20) JayEllZ: are you serious
---
"As a college professor, I am especially concerned with this third problem. Most of the freshman and sophomore students in my classes simply do not know how to draw reasonable conclusions from the evidence. At most, they've been taught in high school what to think; few of them know how to think."
http://www.csicop.org/si/9012/critical-thinking.html
---
http://www.ucla.edu/about/faculty/tao.html
---
[this does not make ANY sense...]
(19:57:33) JayEllZ: you want to enter the panda cage?
(19:57:56) SirianX: no
(19:58:03) SirianX: i wanna send u to the panda cage
(19:58:17) SirianX: apparently u are a rare panda, red and white
---
locked out, waiting (waiting, waiting)
forever and a day
to find out you’re afraid
to make this life a tale worth telling
locked out, waiting (waiting, waiting)
forever and a day
no safe bet, no telling how long you’ll take, but I’ll wait

wait and see and think of me
someday you’re gonna laugh for worrying
when days are gold I hope I can say
for all we’ve been you were meant for me

can we turn daydreams
into a reality?
can we not speak
and shape these ideas into deeds?
can we take these seeds
and sow a brand new history?
can we count on these things?
yeah, I said
can we count on these things?
can we count on me?
---
(22:23:44) jayellz: what is this duck thing
(22:23:55) Sirian: haha
(22:24:05) Sirian: it's from the comic book i was reading
(22:24:06) Sirian: remember?
(22:24:12) jayellz: oh yeah
(22:24:15) Sirian: i drew it at sachi's
(22:24:24) jayellz: tried
(22:24:25) Sirian: i think i'm obsessed with it
(22:24:55) Sirian: u need to sleep earlier today
(22:25:36) jayellz: why?
(22:25:53) Sirian: ...why not
(22:26:08) Sirian: 'cause u just said u're tired
(22:26:14) jayellz: i did?
(22:26:16) Sirian: omg
(22:26:23) Sirian: omg....i'm blind
(22:26:34) Sirian: what u said was "tried"
(22:26:39) jayellz: lol
(22:26:49) Sirian: omg dont put this on ur profile plz
(22:27:27) jayellz: nope it's going
(22:27:50) jayellz: anything you'd like to add?
(22:27:59) Sirian: ahhh
(22:28:30) Sirian: it happened just because i was busy writing a recruitment for boyfriend
(22:28:40) jayellz: huh?
(22:28:40) Sirian: in japanese
(22:28:48) Sirian: that's why i couldnt read english
(22:28:53) jayellz: you're "recruiting" a boyfriend?
(22:28:57) jayellz: a japanese boyfriend?
(22:29:12) jayellz: i don't know if i like the sound of that
(22:29:19) Sirian: ya every one in my jap class are required to do that
(22:29:31) jayellz: recruit a boyfriend
(22:29:36) Sirian: or a gf
(22:29:36) jayellz: i don't even know what that means
(22:29:46) jayellz: you should recruit a girlfriend then
---
[i'm not an engineer, but still impressive...]
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/college/rankings/brief/topprogs_nophd_brief.php
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(15:33:17) SirianX: 'cause u give it to a girl and please her
---
(20:02:57) HiCkLeGrL714: i miss u too though =p
---
(14:58:12) AsiANgeL2: wonderufl
(14:58:17) AsiANgeL2: *doh*
(14:58:21) AsiANgeL2: i blame the beer
(14:58:24) AsiANgeL2: wonderful*
---
[damnit...the italians won...but at least the french lost...]
---
[i say double the fine]
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/08/elderly.jaywalking.ap/index.html
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(19:39:26) SirianX: we had a funny conversation today
(19:39:40) SirianX: she said "oh sirian u look cute ("
(19:39:55) SirianX: "cute like a....a pie"
(19:40:14) SirianX: i was like....."cute like a......3.14?"
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(00:23:07) JayEllZ: we went to this mexican place on westwood and olympic
(00:23:17) JayEllZ: cause hem didn't want to eat any of me and mike's choices
(00:24:32) SirianX: haha...how can he be more picky than i am
(00:28:03) JayEllZ: i really don't know
(00:28:06) JayEllZ: somehow he manages
(00:28:28) SirianX: he must be a girl inside
(00:28:42) SirianX: and that's why we have problems
---
[burning safari]
http://www.gobelins.fr/galerie/animation/gen2006-1.htm
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(15:27:42) JayEllZ: your bible study is preventing me from buttraping you
(15:28:29) wookimiii: Praise the Lord for bible study then
---
(22:32:19) J.Ye: does white woman like the yellow ppl
(22:33:00) mikeo28@yahoo.com: haha, i don't know
(22:33:04) mikeo28@yahoo.com: you looking for a hookup?
---
(16:55:46) wookimiii: maybe
(16:55:49) wookimiii: but i do have to sleep
(16:55:58) JayEllZ: no you don't
(16:56:01) JayEllZ: all nighter is tighter
(16:56:02) JayEllZ: remember
(16:56:27) wookimiii: no no no
(16:56:41) wookimiii: see, all nighter is tighter when you can sleep in class
(16:56:46) wookimiii: and not function the next day
(16:56:56) wookimiii: and not have to drive 1 hour to work and 1 hour back
(16:57:00) wookimiii: i wouldnt trust myself driving
(16:57:13) wookimiii: unless i crashed at your place
(16:57:22) wookimiii: oooh, i could do that, so my commute is less
(16:57:26) wookimiii: and i could get drunk
(16:57:27) wookimiii: hehe
(16:59:48) JayEllZ: that's fine
(17:00:01) JayEllZ: you'll have to tolerate the sounds from the bedroom though
(17:00:03) JayEllZ: haha j/k
(17:00:24) wookimiii: OMG
(17:00:26) wookimiii: nevermind
(17:00:39) wookimiii: i dont wanna sleep on that couch anyways
(17:01:40) JayEllZ: yeah that couch is super uncomfortable
(17:01:43) JayEllZ: you'd have to sleep with me
(17:01:54) wookimiii: wouldnt your gf be jealous
(17:02:07) JayEllZ: she doesn't have to know......
(17:03:14) wookimiii: dude, im definately not drinking around you anymore
(17:03:19) wookimiii: im scared
(17:03:23) JayEllZ: lol
(17:03:33) JayEllZ: okay well if you drink and crash here, i have a sleeping bag
(17:03:33) wookimiii: youre trying to seduce me!!!
(17:03:36) JayEllZ: it's pretty comfortable
(17:03:39) JayEllZ: andrew
(17:03:42) JayEllZ: if i could seduce you
(17:03:46) JayEllZ: i think that's says more about you
(17:03:51) wookimiii: hahaha
(17:03:55) JayEllZ: and if i can't
(17:03:55) wookimiii: sad
(17:03:58) JayEllZ: what're you worried about
(17:04:13) wookimiii: that in my drunken state you might buttrape me
(17:04:18) wookimiii: i think thats a valid concern
(17:04:18) JayEllZ: LOL
(17:04:38) JayEllZ: i only buttrape the willing and inviting
(17:04:52) wookimiii: thats why youre trying to get me wasted
(17:05:04) JayEllZ: cause when you're wasted you're willing and inviting?
(17:05:22) wookimiii: hahaha, no, but more easily convinced
(17:05:26) wookimiii: haha
(17:05:27) wookimiii: anyways
(17:05:33) wookimiii: we'll see
(17:05:39) wookimiii: ill bring all my stuff just in case
(17:05:44) JayEllZ: k
(17:06:14) wookimiii: ill bring my butt armor too... just in case
(17:06:27) JayEllZ: lol you have butt armor...excellent
(17:06:32) JayEllZ: i've been looking for a challenge
(17:06:36) wookimiii: HAHAHAHA
(17:06:46) wookimiii: oh wow
---
[so sad...]
http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/8993/
---
[media defender my ass...]
(13:25:57) wookimiii: hehe, i just dled a sweet version of cars
(13:26:06) wookimiii: oh, and you wanted district b13 huh
(13:26:26) JayEllZ: ...yeah...dude is your job actually just to see if you could pirate media
(13:26:35) wookimiii: no, i just do it while at work
(13:26:38) JayEllZ: lol
(13:26:38) wookimiii: its my job to stop it
(13:26:40) wookimiii: duh
---
[cool illusion...]
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/castle-illusion.html
---
(02:56:33) lcassiexoL : islands of cereal and oceans of milk...

.... zzzzzz....

<3 jeff!
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(19:18:21) JayEllZ: sirian's interested if it's hentai
(19:18:32) Bazaar Miu Miu: she doesn't strike me as the porno type
(19:19:03) JayEllZ: well have fun living with her next year then
(19:19:10) Bazaar Miu Miu: why?
(19:19:14) Bazaar Miu Miu: does she masturbate to hentai?
(19:19:20) JayEllZ: ...........
(19:19:25) JayEllZ: whoa
(19:19:27) Bazaar Miu Miu: rotfl!!!!!!!
(19:19:31) Bazaar Miu Miu: got u there
(19:19:32) JayEllZ: wow gloria
(19:19:35) Bazaar Miu Miu: even u don'tknow
(19:19:35) JayEllZ: yeah
(19:19:36) Bazaar Miu Miu: hahaha
(19:19:39) JayEllZ: that stopped me in my tracks
(19:19:42) Bazaar Miu Miu: i can be blunt too
---
[this is interesting...any chemists know anything about this?]
- fox news story: http://www.mobilemag.com/content/100/354/C8115/
- abstract of paper describing HHO: http://www.sciencedirect.com/...
- actual paper: http://hytechapps.com/aquygen/international_journal.pdf
- cv of author: http://www.i-b-r.org/Ruggero-Maria-Santilli.htm
- company website: http://hytechapps.com/
---
[k well this is pretty crazy...read if you like afi...]
http://panasonicyouth.buzznet.com/user/journal/19310/
---
(02:05:55) JayEllZ: see
(02:05:56) JayEllZ: i told you
(02:05:56) mayhem07 : I am currently away from the computer.
(02:05:59) JayEllZ: nigerien
(02:06:00) JayEllZ: vs
(02:06:03) JayEllZ: nigerian
(02:10:56) mayhem07 is no longer idle.
(02:10:57) mayhem07 is no longer away.
(02:12:18) mayhem07: stop quoting lyrics
(02:12:20) mayhem07: you asshole
(02:12:36) mayhem07: stupid drunk fucking asshole
---
[how utahn are you? add them up then multiply by 5...i'm 55% utahn]
(X) You know what the U is.
(.) You know what the Holy War is.
(.) You have eaten funeral potatoes.
(X) You leave out the "t" when you pronounce the word "mountain".
(X) You know what sluffing is.
(X) You know what fry sauce is.
(X) You know you can't buy liquor in the grocery store.
(.) You were an aunt or uncle before you were out of high school.
(X) Your family considers a trip to McDonald's a night out.
(X) You look forward to going to Lagoon every summer.
(.) You can make jello salad without a recipe.
(.) You never have missed school because of a snow day.
(X) You wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature barely rises above 32 degrees.
(.) You own a minivan.
(.) You own(ed) a pick-up truck.
(X) You went to a junior high that started with 7th grade and ended with 9th grade.
(.) Camping is one of your favorite past times.
(X) You love to be outdoors.
(.) You have a Mormon as your next-door neighbor.
(X) You are Republican.
[ps thanks gina]
---
["No, this is exactly why north should *NOT* get a trampoline."]
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2731473
---
[google plan?! huh?]
(23:51:11) JayEllZ: anyways, i'm gonna be at this for a while yet
(23:51:12) mayhem07: ouch
(23:51:17) JayEllZ: i was hoping to get done tonight
(23:58:07) mayhem07: alright jeff
(23:58:13) mayhem07: we'll put you on the googe plan
(23:59:13) JayEllZ: come again
(00:00:09) mayhem07: google
(00:00:11) mayhem07: plan
(00:00:14) mayhem07: i'm not typing
(00:00:17) mayhem07: correctly
(00:00:43) JayEllZ: i still don't follow
(00:01:36) mayhem07: type the fucking question into google man
(00:01:38) mayhem07: jesus
(00:01:40) mayhem07: you're dense
(00:01:47) mayhem07: you're killing me
(00:01:50) mayhem07: i'm like here
(00:01:54) mayhem07: dying
(00:02:08) JayEllZ: what question
(00:02:19) mayhem07: omg
(00:02:22) JayEllZ: and who's we
(00:02:27) mayhem07: i'm jumping off my balcony
(00:02:29) JayEllZ: wtf are you talking about
(00:02:53) mayhem07: jeff, man you need some sleep
(00:03:58) JayEllZ: go jump off your balcony
(00:04:00) JayEllZ: plesae
(00:04:37) JayEllZ: i need to drink tomorrow night btw
(00:04:39) JayEllZ: find me a party
(00:04:40) mayhem07: jeff you know very well that would only hurt me but not kill me
(00:04:53) mayhem07: and that makes you a sadistic fuck
(00:05:00) JayEllZ: i never claimed otherwise
(00:05:03) mayhem07: alright i'll keep my ears open
(00:05:48) mayhem07: anyway, i'm going to bed
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(21:58:33) JayEllZ: http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-05-30T170341Z_01_L30338107_RTRUKOC_0_US-DUTCH-PEDOPHILES.xml&src=rss
(21:59:05) kanoa20: huh
(21:59:07) kanoa20: wats this
(21:59:31) JayEllZ: well thought you might want to further their cause
(21:59:37) kanoa20: haahah
(21:59:39) JayEllZ: and/or move to the netherlands
(22:00:00) kanoa20: HAHAHAH
(22:00:02) kanoa20: id move...
(22:00:08) kanoa20: if they were hot
---
[chaaaaaaarlie! we're on a bridge charlie!]
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/280260
---
http://www.pcworld.com/reviews/article/0,aid,125772,pg,8,00.asp
---
[kuh-razy...thanks pilun]
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5358055751696287242&q=isuzu
---
[my idol]
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-briefs24.1may24,1,6758475.story?coll=la-headlines-world&ctrack=1&cset=true
---
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/23/dobbs.may24/index.html
---
["Your state has the plague."]
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20060516/ap_tr_ge/travel_brief_campground_closed_plague
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(12:57:22) mayhem07: i say to you
(12:57:25) mayhem07: die in a fire
---
(20:32:10) kanoa20: wats ur email
(20:33:01) JayEllZ: you got my email
(20:33:07) JayEllZ: jhellrung@ucla.edu
(20:33:09) kanoa20: oh wait
(20:33:10) kanoa20: thas rite
(20:33:15) kanoa20: i sent u an email
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(23:25:19) AsiANgeL2: HEY!
(23:25:37) AsiANgeL2: why is the fact that i NEED to go to the gym in your profile?!?!
(23:25:53) AsiANgeL2: it was suppose to be as much of a secret as possible
(23:26:09) AsiANgeL2: there's a reason i stay indoors and don't go to see anyone
(23:26:52) AsiANgeL2: if they see me now... WooOooooh... they might become blind!
(23:27:08) AsiANgeL2: or the more likely option, get sucked in by my gravity forcefield... ^^
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(00:08:16) JayEllZ: me2
(00:08:36) mayhem07: jesus christ just write out the too
(00:08:43) mayhem07: what's wrong with you
(00:10:12) JayEllZ: who put sand in your vagina
(00:10:44) mayhem07: that's overused
(00:11:05) JayEllZ: are you saying you get that a lot?
(00:11:16) mayhem07: no, i'm saying you say that a lot
(00:11:22) mayhem07: is it a problem that you have often?
(00:11:31) mayhem07: why are you so insecure about your vagina
(00:11:48) mayhem07: you know they have surgeries that will fix the asymmetry
(00:11:51) JayEllZ: i do not say it a lot
(00:12:01) JayEllZ: i don't know why you think i say it a lot
(00:12:04) JayEllZ: unless you get it a lot
(00:12:07) JayEllZ: and by get it
(00:12:09) JayEllZ: i mean sand
(00:12:11) JayEllZ: in your vagina
(00:12:12) mayhem07: becasue well, you say it a lot
(00:12:20) mayhem07: there, that was just two times
(00:12:45) JayEllZ: fair enough
(00:12:52) JayEllZ: answer the question
(00:13:11) mayhem07: well you see jeff, what you are doing is a technique called leading the question
(00:13:23) mayhem07: it doesn't really count as a question since you're presupposing the answer
(00:13:25) JayEllZ: i wasn't aware of this
(00:13:28) mayhem07: let me give you an example
(00:13:37) mayhem07: the question is: are you still beating your wife?
(00:13:39) JayEllZ: really i don't know the answer
(00:13:52) mayhem07: no matter how you respond, you will be admitting that you used to beat your wife
(00:13:56) JayEllZ: i suppose i presupposed you had sand in yoru vagina
(00:14:06) JayEllZ: which is why i didn't ask whether you had sand in your vagina
(00:14:11) JayEllZ: but rather who it was that put sand in your vagina
(00:14:22) mayhem07: still the same thing, jackass
(00:14:46) JayEllZ: again, the foul language
(00:15:07) mayhem07: what?
(00:15:15) JayEllZ: so no sand in your vagina?
(00:15:49) mayhem07: you know, if this were the court of law, this question would be struck down by the judge
(00:15:56) mayhem07: since you are leading the witness
(00:16:38) JayEllZ: lol, well good thing we're not in a court of law
(00:16:40) JayEllZ: and i'm not a lawyer
(00:17:25) JayEllZ: fine, you don't have to answer either question
(00:17:33) mayhem07: awesome
(00:17:40) mayhem07: in jo face
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[god will fuck you up...no shit he'll fuck you up]
http://www.swordquill.com/GodWill.mp3
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[hard gay like tagiku]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjvUO4xxlQ&search=Hard%20Gay%20haado%20gei%20razor%20ramon%20HG%20bakafish%20yahoo%20yahoo%21%20bakuten%20english%20subtitles%20subs#
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(22:57:44) mayhem07: fuck you
(22:57:54) JayEllZ: and your mom
(22:58:07) mayhem07: how'd you know what i was going to say?
(22:58:30) mayhem07: you must have inherited that intense connection i share with your mother
(23:01:07) JayEllZ: that doesn't make any sense
(23:01:24) mayhem07: you wish it didn't
(23:04:56) JayEllZ: i'm not talking to you for the next 10 min
(23:05:05) mayhem07: why?
(23:05:21) mayhem07: your mom is this way too
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(20:47:54) JayEllZ: it seems to me you're not very busy with e80
(20:48:24) DaThugAZN: yeah well i am actually
(20:48:41) DaThugAZN: and it seems to me that for a person from Utah, you are awfully fond of us people, quite impressive, actually
(20:48:47) JayEllZ: lol
(20:48:54) JayEllZ: you're not helping
(20:49:01) JayEllZ: you could be less friendly to me
(20:49:12) DaThugAZN: you are just way too adorable
(20:49:14) JayEllZ: but then i'd be lonely
(20:49:15) DaThugAZN: i can't help it
(20:49:21) JayEllZ: :: blushes ::
(20:49:35) DaThugAZN: ...ok this conversation might be fine if you were a female
(20:50:11) JayEllZ: lol
(20:51:09) JayEllZ: fine i'll stop cause i can't come up with anything else without scaring myself
(20:53:29) DaThugAZN: yeah but won't you love me to be an asian girl who needs help with math?
(20:54:13) JayEllZ: aren't you?
(20:54:36) DaThugAZN: no...actually im no math major
(20:54:41) DaThugAZN: but yeah, rest of'em are true
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[this is why rodeo is stupid...]
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/04/28/national/a101319D87.DTL
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(16:15:18) whoisitdatbedere: http://host.exemplum.com/hasbro/supersoaker/videos/oozinator/oozinatorVid.htm
(16:16:43) JayEllZ: LOL
(16:16:54) whoisitdatbedere: :)
(16:16:57) JayEllZ: i think i already have one of those
(16:17:00) whoisitdatbedere: totally not for kids
(16:18:17) JayEllZ: seriously
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[no sense hiding the truth anymore...]
(20:54:31) Bazaar Miu Miu: i guess TAs are just socially and culturally isolated from the rest of the community
[...]
(20:56:43) Bazaar Miu Miu: i'm sure it is by choice.... lol i have this image of TAs sniggering at undergrads and their immature ways
(20:56:48) Bazaar Miu Miu: it may be alchohol related
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(01:04:58) AsiANgeL2: i'm getting to the point where my clothes don't fit...
(01:05:05) AsiANgeL2: i have a hard time breathing
(01:05:11) AsiANgeL2: i can't fit through doorways
(01:05:21) AsiANgeL2: i break chairs when i sit on them
(01:05:38) AsiANgeL2: ... you get the idea.
(01:05:46) AsiANgeL2: i NEED to go to the gym...
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(00:03:10) JayEllZ: he's pretty smart, one of those who was on the math olympiad team in high school
(00:03:18) JayEllZ: like the national one that competed internationally
(00:03:41) mayhem07: oh wow
(00:03:53) mayhem07: not too shabby
(00:04:02) mayhem07: but if he were really jesus christ, he would have won it
(00:04:09) mayhem07: or died and came back to win it
(00:04:10) mayhem07: or something
(00:05:22) JayEllZ: ...yeah...
(00:05:25) JayEllZ: i suppose that's true
(00:05:38) mayhem07: no, it is true
(00:05:43) mayhem07: read the bible dickhead
(00:06:09) mayhem07: it's probably not in the book of mormon
(00:06:35) mayhem07: oh god
(00:06:38) mayhem07: i'm too sleepy
(00:06:43) JayEllZ: ...
(00:06:46) mayhem07: alright i'll see you tomorow
[...]
(00:08:41) JayEllZ: i think i'm gonna start the computational project for numerical
(00:08:46) mayhem07: right now?
(00:09:02) JayEllZ: yeah sure
(00:09:05) mayhem07: alright i'm staying up and doing work also
(00:09:07) mayhem07: asshole
[...]
(00:10:29) mayhem07: if you keep doing all the easy work that pops up
(00:10:34) mayhem07: you'll never get analysis done
(00:10:43) JayEllZ: i know, your mom just comes around too often
[...]
(00:12:02) JayEllZ: i'm okay to use matlab right
(00:12:17) mayhem07: yeah
(00:13:00) JayEllZ: good
(00:13:16) mayhem07: why
(00:13:29) mayhem07: real men do it in assembly
(00:13:37) JayEllZ: real men do not do it in assembly
(00:13:51) mayhem07: ok do it with punch cards
(00:13:59) mayhem07: and little malaysian women
(00:14:14) JayEllZ: yeah maybe you should go to sleep after all
(00:14:27) mayhem07: yeah probably
(00:16:03) mayhem07: alright i'll see you tomorrow
(00:16:10) mayhem07: night
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(22:41:45) JayEllZ: you've been drinking every day of the week anyway, what's different about dead week for you?
(22:41:55) whoDAoWL: no no ive been having work lately
(22:42:03) whoDAoWL: last week i didnt drink at all during hte week
(22:42:09) whoDAoWL: i only drank on saturday
(22:42:42) JayEllZ: wow
(22:42:44) JayEllZ: are you okay?
(22:42:51) whoDAoWL: well...
(22:42:57) JayEllZ: lol
(22:43:01) whoDAoWL: theres been this twitch in my right hand
(22:43:13) whoDAoWL: other than that im fine
(22:43:15) whoDAoWL: haha
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[thanks brendan...]
http://www.consumerwatchdog.org/energy/pr/?postId=6133
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(15:44:27) JayEllZ: so your mom told me she's the stripper at the party tonight
(20:20:32) mayhem07: well you'll be in for a treat then
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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[colourful...]
http://bravia-advert.com/commercial/braviaextcommhigh.html
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[limit as maniless -> infinity of books = The Alphabet of Manliness]
http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/080652720X/ref=ase_bpitu-20/002-6525768-1108059?n=283155&tagActionCode=bpitu-20
[to be pre-ordered soon...you *have* to have more manliness than tagiku...]
(21:32:23) JayEllZ: get the book on my profile
(21:33:00) ShrtGuyBRl: oh man
(21:33:12) ShrtGuyBRl: no
(21:33:31) JayEllZ: com'on
(21:33:39) JayEllZ: if akemi kicks you out for getting it
(21:33:45) JayEllZ: you can sleep here til you find a new place
[and an even better reason to buy it...!]
(21:45:11) kwanylui: that man book is LAMEO
[hem's still trying to find his balls...]
(03:10:55) mayhem07: this book looks stupid
(03:11:02) mayhem07: and makes you look stupid as a result
(03:11:13) mayhem07: i can't believe that i used to pretend to respect you
(03:11:25) mayhem07: well those days are over
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[sooo...what would you order?]
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(20:41:18) mayhem07: ok hopping into the shower
(20:41:24) mayhem07: i have a picture of your mom in there
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(20:56:02) kympd82: what is a"OPEM" box?
(20:57:39) kympd82: well.
(20:57:44) kympd82: i guess its open box
(20:57:51) kympd82: they misspelled it
(20:57:52) JayEllZ: lol
(20:57:58) kympd82: http://www.compudirect.com/cgi-bin/product_view.cgi?MON_5-101&pricewatch&Component
(20:58:01) kympd82: search for opem
(20:58:04) kympd82: im not kidding
(20:58:16) kympd82: i searched google for opem for 10 minutes
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(13:13:21) supergirl Lady A: you vaguely remember we called?
(13:13:27) supergirl Lady A: we vaguely remember calling =)
(13:13:31) supergirl Lady A: so we're even!
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[go utah!]
http://www.cnn.com/2006/EDUCATION/03/15/science.winners.ap/index.html
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[ironic indeed...]
"The massive protests are in some ways ironic. Protesters, mostly students, are asking the government not to change the status quo. Under current law, merit in the workplace has little sway. Workers cannot be easily or inexpensively fired.

"As a result, employers are reluctant to hire, resulting in an overall French unemployment rate of 9.6 percent. The CPE would allow employers to hire and fire workers who are 26 years old and younger any time within their first two years of employment for any reason."
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/03/28/france.protests/index.html
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miles and miles of nether worlds I roam
settle for love, you're never far from home
carry me down into the waters of
carry me down into the waters of love
two of us were made of angel's dust
I've been around but not around enough
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[randomness...]
(02:05:04) JayEllZ: wow one of the algorithms books is 709 fucking pages
(02:08:57) JayEllZ: omg and the other one is 864 pages
(02:08:58) JayEllZ: lol
(02:09:04) JayEllZ: good lord
(02:13:16) mayhem07: haha
(02:13:22) mayhem07: that's a lot of algorithms
(02:13:25) mayhem07: in your face
(02:13:28) mayhem07: in your face
(02:13:54) JayEllZ: lol
(02:14:04) JayEllZ: whatever man
(02:14:11) mayhem07: dude
(02:14:20) mayhem07: there was this crazy guy in the computer lab
(02:14:24) mayhem07: today
(02:14:38) mayhem07: there was no chair at the computer i was using
(02:14:45) mayhem07: so i grabbed one near by
(02:14:52) mayhem07: this guy came in
(02:14:55) mayhem07: and yelled at me
(02:15:02) mayhem07: cause he was using it
(02:15:07) mayhem07: before i got there
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(23:19:40) mjobrien05: what u have to do this week?
(23:19:41) JayEllZ: i'll bbl
(23:19:42) mjobrien05: grade?
(23:19:44) mjobrien05: k
(23:19:46) JayEllZ: take analysis
(23:19:48) JayEllZ: study for numerical
(23:19:52) JayEllZ: make sure my students don't fail
(23:19:59) JayEllZ: crack jokes about hem's mom
(23:20:12) mjobrien05: the last one can take awhile
(23:20:17) mjobrien05: she leaves herself wide open
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[T-SHIRT HELL CELEBRATES THE CELEBRATED]
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newsletter_031306.htm
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[i'm impressed...]
http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/lego_aircraft_carrier.html
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(02:04:02) JayEllZ: what's the occasion?
(02:04:12) JonClon: what?
(02:04:20) JayEllZ: you're online
(02:04:42) JonClon: porn
(02:04:46) JonClon: hahahha
(02:04:54) JonClon: and your fucking up the ejaculation
(02:04:58) JonClon: hahahha
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(22:38:33) JayEllZ: so what about that story
(22:41:04) Bazaar Miu Miu: well, just that last friday i went up to do the lab demo thingie
(22:41:15) Bazaar Miu Miu: there's not much to tell
(22:41:18) Bazaar Miu Miu: i just told a joke
(22:41:28) Bazaar Miu Miu: about this ice cube that fell in love with a bunsen burner
(22:41:39) Bazaar Miu Miu: the ice cube said "i melt whenever i see you"
(22:41:55) Bazaar Miu Miu: and the bunsen burner said "its just a phase you're going through"
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(23:20:29) HiCkLeGrL714: yeah whatever
(23:20:32) HiCkLeGrL714: what can i say
(23:20:35) HiCkLeGrL714: when i'm drunk
(23:20:42) HiCkLeGrL714: i want some
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[gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp fucks]
http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php
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(23:51:11) mayhem07: mmmmmmm implicit methods
(23:52:50) JayEllZ: you disturb me
(23:53:49) mayhem07: you were thinking the same thing
(23:54:41) JayEllZ: was not!
(23:54:50) mayhem07: you may deny it now
(23:55:19) mayhem07: but it's not true
(23:55:26) mayhem07: the denial that is
(23:55:30) JayEllZ: lol
(23:55:39) mayhem07: man i'm sleepy
(23:55:53) mayhem07: enough making a fuckturd of myself
(23:56:00) mayhem07: time to make lunch and go to sleep
(23:56:05) mayhem07: peace out
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(01:18:46) JayEllZ: it's orange...
(01:19:03) mayhem07: thats the color of my sexuality
(01:20:55) JayEllZ: you don't know what that means do you
(01:21:02) mayhem07: no i'm not sure
(01:21:41) mayhem07: it would have worked better with purple
(01:21:47) mayhem07: or pink
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(00:10:16) mjobrien05: i thought u said u did the first 4 already
(00:10:25) JayEllZ: i said they *looked* easy
(00:10:29) mjobrien05: o
(00:10:43) mjobrien05: ya, looks can be decieving
(00:10:51) mjobrien05: i learned my lesson w/ hem's mom
(00:11:07) mjobrien05: she looked clean.....
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(2006-03-08 19:16:15) theslickslacker: thanks I feel like I've received my educations worth today :)
http://www.gildedseat.com/danza/index.php
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(22:22:58) SirianX: wait.....i dont enjoy appearing to be stupid ok?
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http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/Chuck%20Norris.txt
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http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-lego-creations
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(16:03:58) JayEllZ: stop toying with me
(16:04:12) JayEllZ: evil females
(16:04:48) SirianX: it's u toying with me :-(
(16:05:11) SirianX: evil drunk geek
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(12:52:36) SirianX : A human skull's actually harder than a beer can, but stuff inside the skull sometimes misfunctions, while the beer in the can stays cool all the time...sigh...
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(19:15:55) JayEllZ: lol what're you doing tonight josh
(19:16:04) whoisitdatbedere: i dunno
(19:16:09) whoisitdatbedere: i might do some kernel hacking
(19:16:17) whoisitdatbedere: or i might go out drinking
(19:16:26) whoisitdatbedere: i dunno which is more fun
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(14:41:24) kanoa20: fag
(14:41:49) JayEllZ: go fuck henry in the ass
(14:42:00) kanoa20: he is anal retentive
(14:42:04) kanoa20: it makes it a problem
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[shane taking up my profile again...]
(14:33:17) kanoa20: fag
(14:33:47) JayEllZ: hey you're the one that's gonna be home alone jerking off with henry to gay porn
(14:34:08) kanoa20: henrys goin home haha
(14:34:26) JayEllZ: lol.....ooooookay so you'll be jerking off by yourself
(14:34:35) kanoa20: hahaha
(14:34:55) kanoa20: itll be a nite to remember
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(14:27:46) JayEllZ: if you bring chicks then you'll def be able to get on
(14:28:00) JayEllZ: like henry
(14:28:02) JayEllZ: bring henry
(14:28:03) JayEllZ: hahahahaha
(14:28:11) kanoa20: hahaha
(14:28:22) kanoa20: first off...henry...wud make an uglee chick
(14:28:25) kanoa20: second off...
(14:28:26) JayEllZ: lol
(14:29:04) kanoa20: im not too sure how many girlz i can trick into goin to this engr frat party
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[shane again...]
(17:08:25) kanoa20: http://www.topgunflagfootball.com/
(17:18:25) JayEllZ: looks like too much work
(17:18:28) JayEllZ: haha
(17:18:30) kanoa20: ...
(17:18:35) JayEllZ: tell you what
(17:18:43) JayEllZ: i'll announce it in my class i ta for
(17:19:24) kanoa20: ...
(17:19:30) kanoa20: hahaha
(17:19:37) kanoa20: r there ne big guys there?
(17:19:39) kanoa20: hahaha
(17:19:43) kanoa20: or fast
(17:19:45) kanoa20: need fast too
(17:20:01) kanoa20: oh oh and we can need a team manager type person maybe...so maybe a hot girl
(17:20:04) kanoa20: oh oh
(17:20:08) JayEllZ: LOL
(17:20:16) JayEllZ: cheerleaders
(17:20:20) JayEllZ: i think you want cheerleaders
(17:20:21) kanoa20: yah them too
(17:20:26) kanoa20: of course cheerleaders
(17:20:40) kanoa20: and one gay guy cheerleader to distract the gay guys on the other team
(17:21:44) JayEllZ: ...
(17:21:53) JayEllZ: i think that last one might be unnecessary
(17:22:33) kanoa20: hahaha
(17:22:43) kanoa20: ok fine
(17:22:48) kanoa20: but everything b4 that
(17:23:16) kanoa20: so u better have a bunch of jocks and hot cheerieading-esqe ppl in your math class
(17:23:40) JayEllZ: dude it's ucla, there are nothing but jocks and hot chicks
(17:24:50) kanoa20: hahah sweet...
(17:24:56) kanoa20: then i have my team!
(17:25:05) kanoa20: all of ucla will be my team
(17:25:15) JayEllZ: lol
(17:25:38) JayEllZ: no one at raytheon wants to play with you?
(17:25:41) JayEllZ: or is it the other way around?
(17:25:46) kanoa20: hahaha
(17:25:52) kanoa20: i asked silny
(17:25:56) kanoa20: if that counts
(17:26:06) kanoa20: but he hasnt gotten bak to me
(17:26:35) kanoa20: it was a spur of the moment epiphany that i had as i sat here thinkn how my life could be more mundane
(17:26:43) JayEllZ: LOL
(17:28:08) JayEllZ: well i'll let you know, you might have to remind me occasionally to inquire
(17:28:11) JayEllZ: if you're serious about this
(17:28:27) kanoa20: well if i can find a few fast guys
(17:28:32) kanoa20: a couple big guys
(17:28:34) kanoa20: then im serious
(17:28:38) kanoa20: if not
(17:28:47) kanoa20: then im jus blowing hot air
(17:28:48) kanoa20: again
(17:29:02) JayEllZ: you ask henry? hahhahahaha
(17:29:11) kanoa20: hahaha
(17:29:18) kanoa20: thas DEFINITELY blowing hot ari
(17:29:19) kanoa20: air
(17:29:20) kanoa20: hahaha
(17:29:24) kanoa20: :-P
(17:29:47) JayEllZ: haha ouch
(17:29:49) JayEllZ: nice
(17:30:41) kanoa20: hahaha
(17:30:42) kanoa20: werd
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(21:49:47) Call 1800SexyDan: i told our CEO that we need a hot receptionist..and he got mad at me..yelling about how at a previous company, there was a hot receptionist..and productivity died cause all the engineers were around her desk
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(21:45:22) JayEllZ: my sis'll be here so if i come she'll come too
(21:45:46) theslickslacker: sweeeeeeeet
(21:46:59) theslickslacker: age?
(21:47:45) JayEllZ: 21
(21:48:13) theslickslacker: she look like you or is she hot?
(21:48:33) JayEllZ: the former, lol
(21:48:36) theslickslacker: haha
(21:48:37) theslickslacker: damn
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(21:22:15) JayEllZ: so dan
(21:23:10) JayEllZ: dan?
(21:23:12) JayEllZ: dan...
(21:23:20) JayEllZ: DAN
(21:23:22) JayEllZ: ......dan...
(21:33:37) Call 1800SexyDan: sorry sorry
(21:33:40) Call 1800SexyDan: i was takinga dump
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[lots of plastic going to recyclers...]
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/bigphotos/16306346.html
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[olympics, sex, and partying]
http://news.scotsman.com/features.cfm?id=814602004
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[long time since i've heard from yumin...]
(21:30:53) kympd82: i know you should put "#7" or something
(21:31:02) JayEllZ: oh that way
(21:31:03) JayEllZ: yeah dunno
(21:31:05) JayEllZ: google it
(21:31:11) kympd82: can u google that for me?
(21:31:18) kympd82: i can't phrase that shit into search box
(21:31:21) JayEllZ: omg
(21:31:23) JayEllZ: lol
(21:31:26) JayEllZ: did you try
(21:31:31) kympd82: yea
(21:31:39) kympd82: many different ways
(21:31:40) JayEllZ: liar, try again
(21:31:47) kympd82: give me a phrase then
(21:32:00) JayEllZ: block caller id
(21:32:16) kympd82: shit
(21:32:17) kympd82: i got it
(21:32:20) kympd82: its *67
(21:32:22) kympd82: + number
(21:32:24) kympd82: thanx dude
[...]
(21:36:36) kympd82: i miss mudd
---
(20:17:26) SirianX: huh...then feeling hot?
(20:18:05) JayEllZ: i'm always hot baby
(20:18:44) SirianX: ....................go take a shower in ice water then =P
---
[sex slave contract...for real...]
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
---
(20:45:21) IharaSensei: trying to help out a psychologist here
(20:45:34) IharaSensei: some test about hand-eye coordination
(20:45:46) IharaSensei: can u time ur self how long it takes to complete this maze?
(20:45:49) IharaSensei: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/maze15.swf
(20:45:59) JayEllZ: time myself??
(20:46:18) JayEllZ: you're full of shit
(20:46:19) JayEllZ: ko
(20:46:22) JayEllZ: i know you better than that
(20:46:29) IharaSensei: wtf
(20:46:37) JayEllZ: don't try this shit on me
(20:46:45) JayEllZ: this is one of your gay porn links isn't
(20:46:50) JayEllZ: or it scares the shit out of you
(20:46:51) JayEllZ: or something
(20:46:55) IharaSensei: not a gay porn
(20:47:09) IharaSensei: lol, now why would i do that?
(20:47:16) JayEllZ: fucker
(20:47:21) IharaSensei: dude, it's not a tubgirl link, i promise u
(20:49:18) JayEllZ: k fine
(20:49:42) JayEllZ: this is gonna take forever for me to load
(20:49:48) JayEllZ: my connection's really slow
(20:49:58) IharaSensei: um, it shouldn't
(20:52:48) JayEllZ: told you
(20:52:50) JayEllZ: i knew it
(20:52:55) JayEllZ: you're evil
(20:54:59) IharaSensei: hahaha, sorry
(20:56:56) IharaSensei: if you wanna recover easier from that, check out the poor kid here: http://www.break.com/index/kidscaredgame.html
---
(18:01:47) JayEllZ: is this the same guy from before
(18:01:50) JayEllZ: over the summer
(18:01:52) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: noooo
(18:01:53) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: he's new
(18:02:00) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: noooo
(18:02:02) JayEllZ: brand new?!
(18:02:02) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: helllll nooooo
(18:02:10) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: yes
(18:02:10) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: brand new
(18:02:12) JayEllZ: wow
(18:02:12) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: almost a week
(18:02:14) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: haha
---
[why you shouldn't stop drinking...]
http://www.nbc4i.com/news/7017185/detail.html
---
(10:20:37) JayEllZ: check out the movie on my profile
(10:20:43) JayEllZ: it's pretty funny
(10:20:54) Nicolita714: haha asian girls like white guys
(10:20:55) Nicolita714: YES
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5847984513475560733&q=yellow+fever
---
(22:20:10) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: ok ok
(22:20:15) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: i won't overanalyze
(22:20:24) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: girls tend to do that u know
(22:21:08) JayEllZ: well i guess that's expected since you never seem to be thinkign about anything important
(22:21:31) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: suuu
(22:21:42) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: ur mean!
(22:21:48) eXoTiC bLoOmZ: y r ppl so mean?
---
[ai...fiiine...]
(02:31:11) whoDAoWL: come over
(02:31:35) whoDAoWL: chris prounh says whats up big J
(02:31:42) whoDAoWL: we are all drinking right now
(02:31:47) whoDAoWL: havent seen you in a long time man
(02:31:52) whoDAoWL: you should come over
(02:31:55) whoDAoWL: and get wasted with us
(02:32:06) whoDAoWL: i have been wasted tuesday thru saturday
---
http://mapage.noos.fr/matushansky/confucius.html
---
http://rinkworks.com/said/predictions.shtml
---
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/weird_news/13774735.htm
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(2006-02-01 18:15:33) kanoa20: how did i make ur profile?!?!
(2006-02-01 18:15:50) kanoa20: without actually typing a word?
(2006-02-01 18:15:54) kanoa20: its a gift...
(23:58:40) JayEllZ: haha congrats shane
(23:59:26) kanoa20: huh
(23:59:27) kanoa20: on wut
(23:59:36) JayEllZ: (2006-02-01 18:15:33) kanoa20: how did i make ur profile?!?!
(2006-02-01 18:15:50) kanoa20: without actually typing a word?
(2006-02-01 18:15:54) kanoa20: its a gift...
(23:59:49) kanoa20: being the faggot upon the door of ur profile>
(23:59:50) kanoa20: ?
(23:59:53) kanoa20: yah...shit
---
(21:04:35) JayEllZ: shane doesn't have students to prey on i'm pretty sure
(21:04:42) ShrtGuyBRl: lol
(21:04:46) ShrtGuyBRl: let's hope not
(21:05:28) ShrtGuyBRl: they'd have to face (1) being taught by shane...of all people and (2) being hit on by shane...of all people
---
(02:04:00) mayhem07: you make it hoke?
(02:06:02) JayEllZ: yeah i made it hoke omay
---
(01:42:13) WaynT84: [01:41] *** Auto-response from whodaowl: spooning is fun.
[01:41] WaynT84: your mom is fun
---
http://money.cnn.com/magazines/business2/101dumbest/full_list/
---
[hooked on a feeling...stupid wayne]
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE
---
[wow...]
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/nintendocat/1.htm
---
IharaSensei: plz suggest me something fun to do other than snowboarding with ***, or asking *** if he wants to go snowboarding
[...]
IharaSensei: i'm going to send you a link that "has all the mammoth pics" but in reality opens up browser windows after windows that scream "i'm watching gay porn!"
IharaSensei: and make it open 2 windows everytime u close one
---
[i sent an email to the class i TA'ed for last quarter...]
I'll be in my office tomorrow [...] so you can come by, look at your final, and grab old homeworks [...]. Tomorrow will be preferred, but I'll also be in my office Tuesday next week around the same time, if you can't make tomorrow; after that, the finals go to the department and the homeworks will probably be shredded...or burned.
[...to which one student responded with...]
burn them all, [professor] gave me a B and im pissed
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macmali: your profile is ridiculously long
macmali: and boring
macmali: i read the whole thing though
macmali: took me 30 minutes
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AsiANgeL2: OOoOOooooo
AsiANgeL2: *jumps up and down*
JayEllZ: better
JayEllZ: do it again
AsiANgeL2: OOoOOooooo
AsiANgeL2: *jumps up and down*
JayEllZ: nice
JayEllZ: good nancy
AsiANgeL2: *sticks out tongue*
AsiANgeL2: *pants*
---
[new car: 2002 mazda protege5]
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kwanylui (1:30:16 PM): hey thanks again for skiing with me -- despite how slow i am. i dont know if i told u yesterday -- but i really appreciate that u put up with me all day yesterday :) waiting for me to get my rentals, waiting for me on the slopes, etc. :) what a good guy you are mr. hellrung
---
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/2005-12-28%20(Jeff's%20Pics%20at%20Snowbasin)/
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http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/2005-12-18%20(Jeff's%20Pics%20at%20Mammoth%20Mountain)/
---
[only in France...]
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html
---
IharaSensei: jeff, you still have > 3 yrs... but at least you're not in ithaca
IharaSensei: i wear a shirt, sweater, and a long coat. and it's still really cold outside
IharaSensei: but at least there's DC++
JayEllZ: DC++ ?
IharaSensei: intranet filesharing
JayEllZ: yeah it's still mid 60s in west la
JayEllZ: oh right right
IharaSensei: did i tell u what i do with it?
JayEllZ: i wear a hoody and sometimes i get hot
IharaSensei: i've noticed that many people download southpark episodes from my computer, so i got a gay porn from another computer and renamed it to "south park - ***"
JayEllZ: LOL
IharaSensei: and what do you know, >10 downloads within last 24 hrs
IharaSensei: fools
JayEllZ: you're such a bitch, lol
IharaSensei: hahahaha
IharaSensei: u know you love it
JayEllZ: classic
IharaSensei: yep, and in the profile i use someone else's email
IharaSensei: there's a guy who partnered up with me and leeched off my work, so i use his email
[...]
IharaSensei: wow jeff, now that i have the "newest" south park and family guy files, all these ppl are downloading gay pron. so much fun here
---
[good beer pong weekend:
- come back from a 9 - 1 deficit by sinking the same cup
- 8/8 on first 8 cups and 10/18 for the game, 1-on-1
]
---
[yeah i can't read this...fuck you guys]
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=559
---
[thanksgiving message from t-shirt hell]
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/T-Shirt%20Hell%20Newsletter%20(2005-11-26).txt
---
[werd...]
kanoa20: eddie is a slap a bitch
---
kanoa20: realli?
kanoa20: wat class
JayEllZ: differentiable manifolds
kanoa20: easi $
kanoa20: wait...wats manifolds?
---
[this guy's not so great...shane got here in a canoe]
http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2005/11/20/lifefocus/12605270&sec=lifefocus
---
JayEllZ: [trailer]
wookimiii: dude, that looks sick
---
[interesting problems of late...]
3 individuals stand before you.
You know one is God, one is Satan, and one is a mortal, but you don't know which is which.
God always tells the truth.
Satan always lies.
Mortals are unpredictable; sometimes they tell the truth, sometimes they lie, but you can't ever tell which.
You may ask 3 yes/no questions to these individuals, each question directed to a single individual of your choice, which that individual will then answer based on the rules above.
How do you determine who is who?

I select two independent, random real numbers X and Y from the same (unknown to you) probability distribution. A priori, X < Y and Y < X with equal probability 1/2. I tell you X. What strategy do you use to guess correctly whether Y is larger or smaller with probability greater than 1/2? What is the maximal probability you will be correct?

A king has locked n prisoners in a dungeon in his castle. The dungeon is composed of a central chamber with n cells adjacent to it on the perimeter, and the central chamber is sound proof relative to the n cells, and vice versa. One prisoner is placed in each cell, and within a given cell, a prisoner has no way of communicating to the other prisoners.
The king sits at a table in the central chamber, and on the table is a chalice. One at a time, the king opens a cell of his choosing and lets the prisoner within that cell into the central chamber. The king asks the prisoner the same question: "Since I have locked you and the other prisoners in this dungeon, have I called you all out of your cells at least once?" The prisoner may only answer "yes" or "I'm not sure"; if the prisoner answers "yes" and is correct, all the prisoners are freed; but if the prisoner answers "yes" and is wrong, all the prisoners are beheaded. If the prisoner answers simply "I don't know", the prisoner has the option of flipping the chalice, either right side up or upside down, after which the prisoner is placed back in his or her respective cell.
The king may call any prisoner he wishes each time; for example, the king may call the same prisoner several times in a row. The king has agreed, however, that, at any point in the game, each prisoner will eventually be called at some later point. Thus, each prisoner will eventually be called to the central chamber an arbitrary number of times.
Additionally, the king has the option of manipulating the chalice at any point of the game, out of view of any prisoner, at most k times. Thus, after letting a prisoner back into his or her cell, the king may flip the chalice, if he has not already done so k times already.
The prisoners and the king have a complete understanding of the game; in particular, the prisoners know the values of n and k. The prisoners are allowed to meet beforehand to devise a strategy for freedom, but the king is allowed to overhear their strategy and hence will attempt to exploit any weaknesses in the strategy if possible.
The only way the prisoners can communicate with each other after the game has begun is through the chalice.
The chalice starts right side up.
What strategy should the prisoners use to ensure freedom?
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kanoa20: i think im the smarter one in this convo
---
["According to the 2004 Census report, Idaho's population is 1,393,262. Just for comparison, there are 1,970,000 cows in Idaho. New rule: if your state has more cows than people, you don't get to be a state anymore."]
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows
[it's true...]
[cattle and calves inventory and sales, 1997 and 2002]
http://www.nass.usda.gov/census/census02/volume1/us/st99_2_011_011.pdf
[census state population datasets, april 1 2000 to july 1 2004]
http://www.census.gov/popest/national/files/NST_EST2004_ALLDATA.csv
[cattle and calves in idaho, 2002: 1,989,548]
[population of idaho, 2002: 1,343,194 (est)]
[other states with more cattle than people (2002):]
iowa (3,535,945 cattle, 2,934,776 people)
kansas (6,321,138 cattle, 2,712,896 people)
montana (2,396,764 cattle, 910,670 people) [whoa...montana is empty...]
nebraska (6,202,947 cattle, 1,726,437 people)
north dakota (1,873,191 cattle, 633,799 people)
oklahoma (5,324,240 cattle, 3,488,201 people)
south dakota (3,695,877 cattle, 760,452 people)
wyoming (1,297,042 cattle, 499,192 people)
---
IharaSensei: sharing a kitchen isn't a problem if u keep throwing away other ppl's stuff out each time u use it
IharaSensei: or turn other ppl's stuff into yours
---
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/2005-11-12%20(Jeff's%20Pics%20on%20Third%20Floor%20Atwood)/
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/2005-11-11%20(Jeff's%20Pics%20on%20Third%20Floor%20Atwood)/
---
[11/10/2005, Thursday early AM...]
wookimiii (1:18:21 AM): IM WASETED
wookimiii (1:18:22 AM): !
wookimiii (1:18:25 AM): anite
[...]
wookimiii (1:45:28 AM): fuck you and your profile
JayEllZ (1:45:43 AM): haha
wookimiii (1:45:47 AM): you think youre so cool with your prifile that logs all the things that we say
wookimiii (1:45:49 AM): oh look
wookimiii (1:45:53 AM): my names jeff
wookimiii (1:46:03 AM): im from utah and i have a infinite profile that record everythign you say
wookimiii (1:46:13 AM): especially the stuped shit like what im typing right now
JayEllZ (1:46:18 AM): lol
wookimiii (1:46:20 AM): 5 bucks this shit bgets profiled
wookimiii (1:46:22 AM): right jeff
JayEllZ (1:46:30 AM): no bet
wookimiii (1:46:32 AM): is this shit gonna go in your super cool i record shit profile!
wookimiii (1:46:41 AM): muther fucker
JayEllZ (1:46:42 AM): more than likely
wookimiii (1:46:44 AM): im giong to bed
wookimiii (1:46:46 AM): peace out
JayEllZ (1:46:49 AM): lates
JayEllZ (1:46:50 AM): cya tom
wookimiii (1:46:52 AM): bitches
wookimiii (1:46:56 AM): fuck you
JayEllZ (1:47:06 AM): nice
wookimiii (1:47:06 AM): i probably wont see you tommorrow
JayEllZ (1:47:10 AM): k
wookimiii (1:47:13 AM): cuz youll disappear into nancys room
wookimiii (1:47:22 AM): with your shirt off
wookimiii (1:47:22 AM): acting all cool
wookimiii (1:47:23 AM): with yoru shirt off
JayEllZ (1:47:29 AM): lol
wookimiii (1:47:30 AM): anywahs
wookimiii (1:47:32 AM): im sorry
wookimiii (1:47:36 AM): i dont mean any of these things
JayEllZ (1:47:37 AM): for
wookimiii (1:47:38 AM): youre a cool guy
wookimiii (1:47:42 AM): and one of my friends
JayEllZ (1:47:43 AM): thanks
wookimiii (1:47:48 AM): i shouldnt bad mouth your profile
wookimiii (1:47:53 AM): its actually really funny
JayEllZ (1:47:56 AM): you know you read it too
wookimiii (1:48:03 AM): and its cool if you walk around with your shirt off
wookimiii (1:48:06 AM): i respect that
wookimiii (1:48:13 AM): so good night
wookimiii (1:48:15 AM): im sorry
wookimiii (1:48:19 AM): peace out
wookimiii (1:48:23 AM): cyz tommorrow
JayEllZ (1:48:29 AM): lates
---
AsiANgeL2: [[crunch]]
AsiANgeL2: ||BOOM||
AsiANgeL2: //SCREEEECH||
AsiANgeL2: ::poke::
AsiANgeL2: @CRAZY@
AsiANgeL2: (blop)
AsiANgeL2: !!BANG!!
AsiANgeL2: *wow*
AsiANgeL2: {AHHHHH}
AsiANgeL2: -doh-
---
[pics from atwood 80's party]
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/2005-11-05%20(Jeff's%20Pics%20at%20Atwood%2080's%20Party)/
---
[why i can never understand ko...]
"If you find better deals, let me know by tomorrow morning, 9 p.m. PST.
- Ko"
[...]
IharaSensei: oh shit 9 a.m. PST
---
[pics from trick-or-drink]
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/2005-10-29%20(Jeff's%20Pics%20at%20Trick-or-Drink%20and%20After)/
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J x Jprime: btw, i think i saw your manifolds teacher on america's most wanted
---
[wow...I have a webpage...]
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/
---
[new AFI song]
http://www.myspace.com/afi
---
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=538
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=541
---
theslickslacker: hey dude didn't know it was your birthday till I got my ass on facebook
theslickslacker: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[...]
carlosjohn: happy birthday Jeff!!!
[...]
J x Jprime: whooo! happy birthday!
[...]
Nicolita714: happy birthday jeff :-D
[...]
DrEaMeRx42: happy bday
[...]
ShrtGuyBRl: happy b-day dude
[...]
KemKem3: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEFFFFFFF!
[...]
kwanylui: my bad, i'm a bad friend .. happy BELATED bday! yay
[...]
AsiANgeL2: HAPPY BIIIIIIIIIRTHDAY JEEEEEEFF!
---
[this guy got fuuucked up...thanks jeff lin]
http://daynews.info/?act=show_news&id=939751
---
you'll sit alone forever
if you wait for the right time
what are you hoping for?
I'm here and now I'm ready
holding on tight
don't give away the end
the one thing that stays mine

amazing still it seems
I'll be 23
I won't always love what I'll never have
I won't always live in my regrets
---
[pics (and movies!) up...]
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/2005-09-18%20(Jeff's%20Pics%20on%20Third%20Floor%20Atwood)/
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/2005-09-26%20(Jeff's%20Pics%20on%20Third%20Floor%20Atwood)/
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/2005-10-02%20(Jeff's%20Pics%20at%20Bolsa%20Chica%20Beach)/
---
MaryAnnOO7: now i know everything to know about jell hellrung!
[...]
MaryAnnOO7: i cant believe i called u jell
---
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Made-up_words_in_The_Simpsons
---
[so who does gracie get on...?]
eXoTiC bLoOmZ: i dont get on teacher's nerds
---
"She's kinda cute..."
"Dude, she's a Cleveland Brown."
"What the hell does that mean?"
"Cool uniform, fucked up helmet."
---
AsiANgeL2: SHOOOOOOOPID!
AsiANgeL2: shoooopid sheeeffff
AsiANgeL2: shoooopid sheeefff, soooo smeean
AsiANgeL2: shhhhoooooooo eeeeeeeeean
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Nicolita714: omg that shirt on ur profile
Nicolita714: is funny
Nicolita714: i'm such a nerd
Nicolita714: omg
http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t005.html
---
[happy birthday kwany]
---
*********: HELLOooooo there
*********: Hey...how YOu doing?
*********: like those shoes. wanta fuck?
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theslickslacker: man this is pretty sad back in high school everyon ewas like, omg you kissed more than one girl in a month...
theslickslacker: here its like if I don't' get head from at least a girl a week I feel like I've failed
---
[pics from l.a. county fair...]
http://www.math.ucla.edu/~jhellrun/2005-09-10%20(Jeff's%20Pics%20at%20L.A.%20County%20Fair)/
---
kympd82: are u and ur gf still together?
kympd82: i forgot her name already
---
[new camera...]
http://www2.panasonic.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/vModelDetail?displayTab=O&storeId=15001&catalogId=13401&itemId=68138&catGroupId=25001&modelNo=SV-AV50S&surfModel=SV-AV50S&cacheProgram=11002&cachePartner=7000000000000005702
---
JonClon: I got a gf now
JonClon: Hahaha
JayEllZ: already?!
JayEllZ: that was quick
JayEllZ: how much you paying her
JonClon: Tell me what you think
JonClon: Fuck you
---
[yeah okay...]
AsiANgeL2: i just wanta see cute things ^^
AsiANgeL2: dophins, which i wanta ride
AsiANgeL2: or swim with...
AsiANgeL2: killer whales
AsiANgeL2: seals
AsiANgeL2: otters
---
[it's over...but i'll still do anything for you...don't push me away...]
---
and it's no escape of his
emerging on a tender age
just to say that he wants her
and her nakedness is not
an invitation to her bed at night
she sleeps that way all the time

and he's wanting just to say,
"would you listen up and give half a chance
to this young man?"
and she's wanting just to say,
"can you break down all the barriers
walled up around me?"

and the worst thing he can do
is leave when she tells him to
then they're equally alone

if you're wanting just to know,
the storybook, love letter, he's writing still
and he'll wait for her for many years
she's still trying to explain
that her nakedness is not
an invitation to her bed

and she's playing games that he
let her win so many times
she still knows how to throw a look
knowing just what to say
he shows up 4 a.m. and drunk,
"hey roll over, you're in my way"

just one more word
before he goes
i'm not here as a man
i'm here as a friend
i didn't come down here
just to get laid
i'm just here to help you
why are you so afraid?

casey the madison king
well he'd do anything at all for that little girl

for that little girl
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kwanylui: well i cant see the beer belly so from afar it looks like u work out
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yelleK elyK: i wish i could think of others before our senior year but unfortunately my rigorous drinking schedule this last year seems to have completely killed my memory
JayEllZ: lol
JayEllZ: and/or distorts memory
yelleK elyK: pfft, my memory was never distorted, i really do have a 65-1 beer pong record
---
kwanylui: to be just as gay as leedan00, if i could i would give you a hug as well :)
---
LeeDan00: i know this sounds gay but if i could give you a hug i would
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kanoa20: dood henry said therz some hot ass chix in texas
kanoa20: i wanna go now
JayEllZ: there's hot ass chicks everywhere shane
kanoa20: uhm...u point them out...becuz i seen none
kanoa20: no henry said chix that are on the streets n stuff
kanoa20: for some reason...extreme heat breeds some fine product
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kanoa20: ?
JayEllZ: ?
kanoa20: thas a good thing i hope...
kanoa20: cuz otherwise...bomchickabowwow
JayEllZ: LOL
JayEllZ: oooooomg
JayEllZ: shane you crack me up
kanoa20: HAHA
kanoa20: nah ish cool...dont worrie...i got this shit underwraps
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eXoTiC bLoOmZ: hey sweetie...just wanted to say hi!
---
"We were ... hiding behind the bar," he said. "We had beer, anyway."
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WEATHER/08/19/wisconsin.tornado/index.html
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Woo Kim III: actually, i was thinking about putting a mount in the shower and the crapper
Woo Kim III: so i could watch tv while taking a crap too
JayEllZ: omg
JayEllZ: lol
JayEllZ: why don't you just take your laptop in there
JayEllZ: like steve does
Woo Kim III: oh yeah
Woo Kim III: i do that right now
Woo Kim III: hehe, i do that oo
JayEllZ: ...
JayEllZ: ....whatever....
Woo Kim III: fine, youve convinced me not to put a tv in the shower
JayEllZ: lol
JayEllZ: good
JayEllZ: ridiculous
Woo Kim III: hahaha
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AsiANgeL2: i only have horns to hold up the halo =)
---
JayEllZ: and don't let steve eat any
yowsterTL: haha
yowsterTL: lol
yowsterTL: he dont want any
JayEllZ: good, don't need him any more bolo-rized
yowsterTL: HAHHAHAHAHA
---
[now i know what makes nancy happy...]
AsiANgeL2: KIX! ^^
AsiANgeL2: mmmMmmmmm
---
[where she got this idea from, i don't know...]
eXoTiC bLoOmZ: its ok i know u love me
eXoTiC bLoOmZ: :-D
---
[waiting...]
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AsiANgeL2: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!
---
http://www.ac4vr.com/reports/072005/executivesummary.html
---
http://store.theworstpageintheuniverse.com/shirts.html
---
eXoTiC bLoOmZ: i think ur sweet
JayEllZ: awww
JayEllZ: that's the nicest thing you've said to me i think
eXoTiC bLoOmZ: hehe...you're welcome
---
[oops...]
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/08/08/italy.leftbehind.reut/index.html
---
[fuck, sprained my ankle *again*...]
---
[bbq @ dockweiler beach, 08/20/2005, pretty much all day, lemme know if you wanna go]
---
http://www.pointsincase.com/before_after_party.htm
---
[new address:
1823 Pelham Avenue #5
Los Angeles, CA 90025-4784
]
---
and it feels
and it feels like
heaven's so far away
and it feels
yeah it feels like
the world has grown cold
now that you've gone away
---
AsiANgeL2: now i look like an idiot
---
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=506
---
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish
---
JayEllZ: why would they like you
DrEaMeRx42: cuz i'm so cool
DrEaMeRx42: dont you like me?
DrEaMeRx42: x(
JayEllZ: nope
DrEaMeRx42: fine
DrEaMeRx42: see if i care
JayEllZ: you do
DrEaMeRx42: no i dont
JayEllZ: i know you do
DrEaMeRx42: no
JayEllZ: yes
DrEaMeRx42: you cant trick me with this again
DrEaMeRx42: no
---
JonClon: i think i might go golfing
JonClon: do you golf?
JayEllZ: yeah just started between now and the last time you asked me
JonClon: hahaha
JonClon: probably suck too bad for me to want to play with you
JonClon: play more tiger woods it teaches you the fundamentals
JayEllZ: probably concentrate too hard on shoving a club up your ass for you to want to play with me
JonClon: great it's only cause you insist on using the irons when i specifically asked for the driver to be driven deep
JayEllZ: lol
JayEllZ: aaaaaanyways
JonClon: hahaha
JonClon: am i making you uncomfortable
JonClon: im sorry i was only being honest
JayEllZ: you're being profiled for that
JonClon: no better not be
JonClon: im sick of being caught flamboyantly gay
JonClon: no more gay remarks
---
JonClon: i should go running
JonClon: fuck i guess fuck running
---
Cnumber3: you didnt leave yet?
JayEllZ: no josh is taking a shit
JayEllZ: in your bathroom
Cnumber3: damn that nigger
---
Cnumber3: and just like you didnt get drunk and break your hand.
Cnumber3: you live in this strange fantasy world
JayEllZ: lol
Cnumber3: just b/c you choose not to accept the facts doesnt make them not true
---
kwanylui: u didnt look fat at spring break
kwanylui: do u have a gut yet?
kwanylui: does your butt look bigger in your jeans? ;)
JayEllZ: *anyways*
kwanylui: hahha this is hilarious
kwanylui: weee
JayEllZ: well glad we can finely relate to something common ;)
JayEllZ: ooooooohhhh
JayEllZ: burn
kwanylui: whoa there
kwanylui: back up
kwanylui: okay.. i'm over it .. continue
---
AsiANgeL2: ^^ ahhhaha awwww you're so cute!
---
JonClon: hey steve is the missing member of the village people
JonClon: tell him that
JonClon: the chinese man with a long braid and short shorts
---
ange473: HAHA jeff! u have no game
---
JayEllZ: ngla
ange473: haha that just looks gross
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sMaLLziE 38: u knoe wat?...i kinda miss seeing all u gusy
sMaLLziE 38: guys*
sMaLLziE 38: neway...
sMaLLziE 38: :-[
sMaLLziE 38: hehe...k, gnite now
sMaLLziE 38 is away at 12:22:11 AM.
JayEllZ: 'nite
Auto response from sMaLLziE 38: zZZzzz.....*yAwN*....sNoRe......hehehe
JayEllZ: don't miss us too much
sMaLLziE 38: ;-)
sMaLLziE 38 returned at 12:23:01 AM.
sMaLLziE 38 is away at 12:23:06 AM.
JayEllZ: ....and don't come back just to wink at me
Auto response from sMaLLziE 38: zZZzzz.....*yAwN*....sNoRe......hehehe
sMaLLziE 38: ;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-)
sMaLLziE 38 returned at 12:23:26 AM.
JayEllZ: anyways
sMaLLziE 38: shuddup
sMaLLziE 38: ok..i feel silly now
sMaLLziE 38: gee thanx
sMaLLziE 38: ttyl
sMaLLziE 38: gnite
JayEllZ: and so you should
sMaLLziE 38: haha
sMaLLziE 38: thanx
JayEllZ: go to sleep!
sMaLLziE 38: i am!
sMaLLziE 38: gnite
JayEllZ: 'nite
JayEllZ: again
sMaLLziE 38 is away at 12:24:08 AM.
Auto response from sMaLLziE 38: zZZzzz.....*yAwN*....sNoRe......hehehe
---
Cnumber3: he was next to me in his bmw
Cnumber3: well, anyhow....i gave him yournumber
JayEllZ: that's sweet of you
Cnumber3: anyways...if he calls you, you'll know why.
JayEllZ: wait how'd you give him my number...did you guys like pull over or something
Cnumber3: no...i shouted it through the window
Cnumber3: actually, i gave him mine like that.
Cnumber3: haha
JayEllZ: yeah....i don't believe you
Cnumber3: i didnt give him yours.
JayEllZ: that's more believable
Cnumber3: but we did exchange numbers via shouting through the window
---
[got new mp3 player...]
http://eng.iaudio.com/product/product_U2.php
---
JayEllZ: i threw up in your cooler
DrEaMeRx42: you better clean that
DrEaMeRx42: like 3 times
JayEllZ: lol
JayEllZ: uh....yeah
JayEllZ: okay
DrEaMeRx42: maybe 5 times
DrEaMeRx42: with hot water and soap
---
JayEllZ: lame
DrEaMeRx42: noo
JayEllZ: yes
DrEaMeRx42: yes
DrEaMeRx42: i mean no
---
"it's...it's really amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter-inch piece of plastic"
---
http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=41.165367,-111.960719&spn=0.004978,0.007725&t=k&hl=en
http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=34.105897,-117.708067&spn=0.004978,0.007725&t=k&hl=en
http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=34.007355,-118.403604&spn=0.004978,0.007725&t=k&hl=en
---
Cnumber3: shut up
Cnumber3: you have a disease
Cnumber3: actually...its more of a syndrome
Cnumber3: whiteus annoyingus
---
HiCkLeGrL714: oh i also felt bad for you because when i was sick and lost 10 lbs i lost some of my boobs
---
douse yourself in cheap perfume it's
so fitting, so fitting of the way you are
you can't cover it up
you can't cover it up
so douse yourself in cheap perfume it's
so, so fitting, so fitting of the way you are
you can't cover it up
you can't cover it up
---
Cnumber3: yo
JayEllZ: yo
Cnumber3: im taking a crap.
Cnumber3: ill be out in a bit
JayEllZ: ...
JayEllZ: dude
JayEllZ: just finish your shit
Cnumber3: literally
Cnumber3: hahahahaaha
Cnumber3: ahahaahahha
---
[new fall out boy album - from under the cork tree]
---
[omg...this seriously made me sick to my stomach...*seriously*...]
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spiderbite.html
---
[sounds like my family...minus me, of course...]
Family Feud host Richard Dawson: Name a question such as "How old are you?"--
1st contestant (buzzing in before he finishes): Eh--eighteen.
Dawson: Eighteen. (Buzzer sounds.) No.
1st contestant: I'm not eighteen.
Dawson: You're not? You certainly fooled me. Just a second--I'm gonna read the question. Name a question such as "How old are you?" that you might answer with a lie.
2nd contestant: You--ah, I would say fifty. Did I understand it right?
Dawson: No, sweetness. We want you to give us another question that you might lie about. (Turns to third contestant.) Dad--chance for you.
3rd contestant: I, I would say, I'm thirty-nine.
---
Cnumber3: but she did give me something to give you.
JayEllZ: haha.....yeah....saying "i have something for you" makes me doubt the legitimacy of your claim to its source
Cnumber3: yes im buying you gift and saying its nancy.
Cnumber3: its my way of expressing my undying love for you.
JayEllZ: hey a "gift" doesn't have to be bought
Cnumber3: FUCK YOU
---
[xanga's are stupid]
[excepting yu and lui's of course...haha, j/k, it doesn't]
---
JayEllZ: i got it for free from lipke
kympd82: lipke?
kympd82: a person?
---
whoDAoWL: shhhhhh she doesnt have to know
JayEllZ: ssssshhhhhhhhh protect the people
whoDAoWL: hahahhhahaa
whoDAoWL: yes you must
---
ange473: jeff! how can u say that u meanie
ange473: take it back!
JayEllZ: lol
JayEllZ: you can deny it
JayEllZ: or....not....
ange473: haha u r a meanie
JayEllZ: could you please tell me i'm a meanie again
JayEllZ: i don't think it's quite registering
ange473: JEFF IS A MEANIE
ange473: u can put that in ur profile too
JayEllZ: k
JayEllZ: what if i did
ange473: then ppl would know u are a meanie
---
whoDAoWL: andrew is like 1 or 2
whoDAoWL: because you know
whoDAoWL: and steve will be sleeping
whoDAoWL: sooo
hurleymudder: hahaha
hurleymudder: and then andrew won't be able to resist the temptation to put his dick in a sleeping man's butt
hurleymudder: so they're both out
JayEllZ: justin just sent
hurleymudder: hahaha
JayEllZ: 1 or 2 what?
hurleymudder: beers
JayEllZ: haha
---
Steve - "he's not a fag, he's just effeminate..."
---
[uh buh...]
JayEllZ (10:58:22 PM): you want anything cassie chou?
lCASSiEXOl (10:58:27 PM): you
---
[so busy, yet always willing to take time out of her day for friends...]
kwanylui (9:02:04 PM): dude turn off ur comp
kwanylui returned at 9:02:04 PM.
kwanylui (9:02:07 PM): it's been on for 5 days
kwanylui is away at 9:02:20 PM.
[and in response to that...]
kwanylui: aww u're so sweet - thanks for the profile shoutout
kwanylui: i sincerely care about the health of u and ur computer
kwanylui: :)
[...]
kwanylui: jeff - it's been almost 9 days
kwanylui: u have a laptop!
---
[BAD KWANY!]
kwanylui: yell at me! i havent started my 12 pager due tom yet
Auto response from kwanylui: i hate china! aghhhh
---
kwanylui: well how about i'll tell u after it happens yeah
JayEllZ: haha are you drunk?
JayEllZ: or were you drunk when you msged me last night?
kwanylui: yeah last night yeah
kwanylui: sick this morning too :( boo
JayEllZ: :(
JayEllZ: i was pretty drunk last night too
kwanylui: ca'nt drink anymore until maybe 6pm!
JayEllZ: haha
JayEllZ: such a long time!
kwanylui: 24 mins
[...]
JayEllZ: you made my profile
kwanylui: YAH
kwanylui: booyah
JayEllZ: you drunk drunk girl ;)
kwanylui: wat did i say
---
[going to UCLA in the fall...and with no NSF fellowship]
---
http://www3.hmc.edu/~jhellrung/hellrung_jeffrey.jpg
---
kwanylui: wat a sad bunny - he starts crying at hte ned
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php
---
Cnumber3: --I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm.
And a girl asked 'why doesn't it taste sweet then'
When she realized what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass.
Then the teacher said, 'because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat.'
The girl started crying and left class.
---
[i beat keane by 1 cup, 55 + 55 1-on-1, and didn't sound drunk...]
kwanylui: looks like u're finishing up that keg eh? surprisingly u didn't sound drunk yet when u left that message .. hehee
---
[kevin lloyd has a 9 mm]
---
JayEllZ: hi felicia
JayEllZ: are you sore now
?
sMaLLziE 38: haha...hell yea baby
sMaLLziE 38: ;-)
JayEllZ: sorry if i played too roughly
sMaLLziE 38: netime :-*
---
kwanylui: ok.. so do u remember this guy i was seeing like end of high school/beginning of freshman year that went to stanford? .. i dont know if i told u .. but anyways, i found out a few months ago (from his friend at penn, who is also my friend) that he's gay now!!!
kwanylui: and no, i was did not turn him gay
kwanylui: i mean, i did not turn him gay!
---
[bright bad guys...]
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/02/25/denmark.burglars.ap/index.html
---
AsiANgeL2: want to send me to the airport march 10?
JayEllZ: yeah, i got plenty of boxes
JayEllZ: usps fine?
AsiANgeL2: I HATE YOU
---
when it starts sinking in
like quicksand, I can’t stand
watching the best of me
go down with...the worst of you

are you doing all right? are you burning out?
are you happy with the way things turned out?

running out of you
running out of you
and I know you’ll be running out of me
---
AsiANgeL2: your just tooo ugly to look at
AsiANgeL2: =)
---
JayEllZ: i'm waking up at 11 am
lCASSiEXOl: waaaaaaaat
lCASSiEXOl: you crazy kid
lCASSiEXOl: that's in like....... very little hours!
lCASSiEXOl: i hate doing math.
---
[i have no luck with baldy...]
---
AsiANgeL2: skinny girl = felicia = (-_-)
AsiANgeL2: fatter = me = ( -______- )
---
[go utah...!]
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/02/14/binge.drinking.ap/index.html
---
[waste of gov't money...]
http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/02/10/droopy.pants.ap/index.html
---
[oh boy i suck at bball now...time to fix that...]
---
"Today we salute you, 'Captain Manwhore.' Through your selfless devotion, you insure no girl will ever have to go home alone again. Sure, she's a little bigger than you like them, and her one eye is kinda lazy. But you've been drinkin since 7 am, and she looks good to you. So take another shot of Jagermeister, vigilante of the vagina, because she might not be good, but she's good enough."
- pointsincase.com
---
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=422
---
kwanylui: >< is soo fobby!
---
[2005 ImagineCup Algorithm Invitational Round 1 is live!]
http://www.thespoke.net/imagine/ic_landingpage.aspx
---
HiCkLeGrL714: i think you should put this on ur profile
HiCkLeGrL714: Woo Kim III: cuz i am fruity
HiCkLeGrL714: yes i kno u r
Woo Kim III: and i also watch male porn
---
[strangela cho...]
ange473: i am so weird right now
[...]
ange473: baked lays? ill get you back
ange473: please? now im back to weird angie with salty cravings but too lazy and too cold to go to muddhole
---
[woohoo, kwany and shirley are coming to visit socal, march 7 - 12!]
---
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
---
http://www.doodoo.com/
---
kympd82: my lowest back hurts
---
[no more favors for nicole...]
HiCkLeGrL714: dancing is one of those things that most guys don't do
HiCkLeGrL714: but if a guy does at least try
HiCkLeGrL714: u'll get so many more girls
HiCkLeGrL714: and even more so if ur good
JayEllZ: i've noticed girls usually go away when i start dancing
HiCkLeGrL714: haha yeah
HiCkLeGrL714: well...u...yeah
HiCkLeGrL714: haha
HiCkLeGrL714: you should practice infront of a mirror
HiCkLeGrL714: and look at urself
HiCkLeGrL714: and then decide if you look good
HiCkLeGrL714: haha
---
[alternative to "fuck"?]
AsiANgeL2: yjaml you
---
[ooomg...]
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/21/sex.parties.ap/index.html
---
[that's a lot of...weight...]
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/21/half.ton.man.ap/index.html
---
[who wants to go to arby's before january 30th?]
---
[new idlewild video...]
http://exodus.interoutemediaservices.com/deliverMedia.asp?id=c22a3820-8e3f-43a2-bd05-7dd4299f4dbd&delivery=stream
---
[snowboarding friday, 01/21...if you're reading this come along...
- me
- angie
- billy (?)
- keane
- shane
- ?]
---
WaynT84: next time you haveto uopise your car
JayEllZ: uopise?
WaynT84: USE
WaynT84: damn it
---
DrEaMeRx42: oh shoot
DrEaMeRx42: my bunnies just had babies
---
[vertical horizon - echo]
---
HiCkLeGrL714: maybe u should walk jeff
HiCkLeGrL714: ur getting fat
HiCkLeGrL714: fatty
---
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/16/nailgun.accident.ap/index.html
---
[woohoo, fun drive...]
http://maps.yahoo.com/dd_result?ed=P2ZzE.V.wimLHuMrTE2MrAsycMXTGg2SyDXCDjkOekXB.GJ9Mtq4veO2h3ix6Szug_I-&csz=84405&country=us&tcsz=91711&tcountry=us
---
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/01/12/belly.of.the.best.ap/index.html
---
[grad apps done:
[x] UCLA
[x] UC Berkeley
[x] UCSB
[x] Stanford
[x] UCSD
[x] U of W
[x] Caltech
[x] UCI
[ ] U of U]
---
[if you liked stabbing westward, lemme know...]
---
[perhaps one day i'll be famous...?]
kwanylui: can i have ur autograph
kwanylui: i will save all pics that include u and i
kwanylui: and sell them to Time in 10 years
---
[register for the 2005 Microsoft Imagine Cup Algorithm Invitational...]
http://imagine.thespoke.net/invitationals/algorithm.aspx
---
HiCkLeGrL714: jeff
HiCkLeGrL714: i'm a dead fish
JayEllZ: ...is that some kind of metaphor?
HiCkLeGrL714: on a hotness measuring thingy
HiCkLeGrL714: i got dead fish
HiCkLeGrL714: the lowest possible thing
HiCkLeGrL714: and my sis got sex bomb
JayEllZ: LOL
HiCkLeGrL714: the highest possible thing
HiCkLeGrL714: =(
[poor nicole]
---
[if you have an ipod...]
http://money.cnn.com/2005/01/05/technology/personaltech/playboy_ipod/index.htm?cnn=yes
---
[go jazz!]
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/basketball/nba/01/10/bc.bkn.spurs.jazz.ap/index.html
---
[domination!]
*** jayellz wins the game 78-124.
*** lanasings_12 has left the table.
*** lanasings_12's old rating: 1554; new rating: 1536
*** jayellz's old rating: 1516; new rating: 1533
[worse domination...]
*** wookimiii wins the game 127-74.
*** wookimiii's old rating: 1466; new rating: 1484
*** jayellz's old rating: 1519; new rating: 1501
[oh man even worse...]
*** mackie_sound wins the game 122-72
*** mackie_sound's old rating: 1418; new rating: 1439
*** jayellz's old rating: 1539; new rating: 1518
---
oh, well I'm here, that means something doesn't it?
oh, won't you dance with me a little bit?
oh, you don't notice 'cause the music's too loud
---
HiCkLeGrL714: all you do is play play play
[...]
HiCkLeGrL714: more games
---
[all right...bringing back some old...and new...quotes...]
"Hey Keane, should I take my car to Juby Luby?"
- Yu-Min, referring to Jiffy Lube

someone: Let's play who has the longer penis!
Billy: Aw man, I fold...
- after finishing a game of poker

"I need to stop making ‘your mom?jokes to my sister..."
- Shane

Jeff: Hey Kyle, you ever gonna get married?
Kyle: Yeah...probably...
Jeff: Really?
Kyle: Well...ya know...shit happens...

Dan's ass: (fart)
Dan: door knob!...oh shit! [touches door knob after a few unsuccessful tries] safety!

Shane: Fuck you! [while flipping Jeff off]
Jeff: I didn’t say anything...
Shane: Oh well then unfuck you. [while "unflipping" Jeff off]
---
[what would their kids be like??? well if it was that type of relationship...]
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/01/06/kenya.hippo.reut/index.html
---
[pointsincase.com quote]
"Okay Dad, you have to drink from that cup. Wait, you're supposed to take... Oh okay, guys, game over...my dad just drank the ball."
- Jeff, playing beer pong with his dad
Illinois State University
---
JayEllZ: you know you should come up with better insults
JayEllZ: better than "you're a mean old man"
JayEllZ: cause that's not very insulting
AsiANgeL2: foine.
AsiANgeL2: jerk face!
AsiANgeL2: butt munch
AsiANgeL2: pig head.
---
JayEllZ: works all right i take it?
kwanylui: on my laptop yeah.. but i haven't connected to the itnernet so i dont know
JayEllZ: well when you do, if hte fbi knocks down your door, guess we'll know why
kwanylui: i hope u're kidding
JayEllZ: ...uh no...
kwanylui: are u serious!
JayEllZ: they can trace your connection by the mac address of your network card
JayEllZ: wouldn't take long to find you
kwanylui: jeffffffffffffff
JayEllZ: lol i'm kidding
JayEllZ: worst that'll happen is photoshop won't work
kwanylui: :( omg
JayEllZ: dude calm down!
kwanylui: big meanie
---
JayEllZ: i think the british rudeness is rubbing off on you
doliapco: haha
doliapco: fuck off
---
JayEllZ: wanna help me on an essay?
JayEllZ: A. How would your presence increase campus or departmental diversity in ways that go beyond your gender, ethnicity, race, or national origin?
Woo Kim III: i know
Woo Kim III: well, every campus needs two things
Woo Kim III: a genius
Woo Kim III: and a drunk
Woo Kim III: that should be your essay
---
[wanna buy my old laptop?]
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6733590271
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[yeah that's right pitt]
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/ncaa/boxscores/2005/01/01/27205_boxscore.html
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[for U2 fans...]
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst
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JayEllZ: shouldn't you be researching
LieutenantKije01: shouldn't you be Mormon?
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don't say i'm not all right
i'm used and confused and
i'm still putting up a good fight
i'm still putting up a good...
F! I! G! H! T! fight! fight! fight!
F! I! G! H! T! fight! fight! fight!
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http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/27/ebay.gifts.ap/index.html
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[not bad...]
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/college/rankings/brief/engineering/nophd/topprogs_nophd_brief.php
http://www.princetonreview.com/college/research/profiles/rankings.asp?listing=1023484<ID=1
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[what's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?]
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"A true heart makes wishes come true."
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[riiight...cause there really is a french military...suuure]
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/12/18/french.satellite.ap/index.html
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[great to be home...]
http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/simonne/12-19-04.htm
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DrEaMeRx42: just wanted to say hi from tanzania\
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[everything's...]
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=copacetic
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you know what?
chicken butt
that's not even funny!
you know why?
chicken thigh
she likes a guy named rahul!
you know who?
chicken poo
smells like nancy yu / andrew-woo!
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[#1 bullshit college in america...]
http://www.cnn.com/2004/EDUCATION/12/09/college.nudity.reut/index.html
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http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=401
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[beer pong records, sat night:
- with jauregui: 2 - 0
- with billy: 6 - 1]
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[new board + boots + bindings...ready to go]
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http://www.purevolume.com/unwrittenlaw
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[i gots brandy cake with fruit...come over if you want...cookies are already gone]
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[i'm done]
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hurleymudder: dude just write about how you were taken in by a kind group of asians who made you one of their own
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DrEaMeRx42: rafiki means friend
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http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/simonne/11-21-04.htm
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Is it "beer before liquor, never been sicker?"
No, no, it's "beer before liquor, drink liquor quicker."
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whoDAoWL: yo
whoDAoWL: 55 fri or sat?
whoDAoWL: or both?
whoDAoWL: im down for both
whoDAoWL: fiiine both
JayEllZ: lol
whoDAoWL: fiiine lol means ur down
JayEllZ: LOL
whoDAoWL: lol lol
whoDAoWL: nice
whoDAoWL: im seriously seriously taking that as a yes
JayEllZ: seriously?
whoDAoWL: seriously
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HiCkLeGrL714: duudddddddddddde...my fucking thighs are killing me
HiCkLeGrL714: i should chop off my legs
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[friday night, me, andrew, keane, justin, 55 + 55 cups]
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[from this last weekend...
* it's possible to suck so much :: cough :: nicole :: cough :: that you don't make a single cup, yet still win the game thanks to...
* justin can play at any point on the sober - drunk continuum
* daniel seems to have picked up kyle's fairy shot...doesn't matter who throws it, it's not going in
* keane is clutch
* power-ups don't work...*again*...and why is it always my partner who takes them?
* justin and raj are the only cool indians...vig and shamut are too pussy to play
* playing against team self-domination means you don't drink as much beer
* less das is less mess
* it's possible to win with your eyes closed, even if it's against alice and marisa
* shamit and kyle are fucking loud when they get drunk
* "i'm okay" really means "i'm too fucked up to care"]
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DrEaMeRx42: my bunnies have started humping
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http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=376
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=375
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HiCkLeGrL714: yes andrew...i'm saying you're not asian
[andrew leaves]
HiCkLeGrL714: he is a fruit
HiCkLeGrL714: i suppose guys are less likely to know how to make cranes than girls...but andrew isn't really a guy
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Woo Kim III: are we doing anythign saturday?
Woo Kim III: oh wait
Woo Kim III: we're getting a keg
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[i have pumpkin chocolate chip cookies...who wants?]
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HiCkLeGrL714: ughs o fucked
HiCkLeGrL714: yeah yeah shut it
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[The final round of the Magical Creatures Marathon had one fairy (always tells the truth), one leprechaun (always lies), and 3 gnomes (which alternate between telling the truth and lying). The fairy placed first and the leprechaun placed fifth. Afterwards, each creature made two comments:
Zeeb: Jargo wasn't 1st. Essex finished lower than Wazoo.
Jargo: I was 2nd. Zeeb finished lower than Flonk.
Essex: Zeeb finished higher off than Wazoo. Jargo was 4th.
Wazoo: Flonk was 2nd. Essex wasn't 5th.
Flonk: Jargo wasn't 1st. I was 3rd.
In which order did they finish?]
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piaMIN 1: ooOO
piaMIN 1: did i show u my vitamin bottle?
piaMIN 1: its name is Vita Min
piaMIN 1: actually, Ultra Vita Min
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[if you liked stabbing westward...]
http://myspace.com/thedreaming
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[schweet...snow in the mountains...]
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http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/041025/255747_1.html
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[want to snowboard...in good snow...]
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[hmmm...throat hurts...could be coming down with something...]
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[go time]
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[best scrabble word ever...]
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=pillmoose&btnG=Google+Search
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[fall break beer pong record : 17 - 10...and the keg has been tapped out]
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"you know, relationships are a lot like those little packets of condiments you get at fast food restaurants...they're these little magical things that can last forever on a shelf, but once you open them up they go bad really fast...:: sigh :: i just don't understand condiments"
- Jim, from "Lily and Jim"
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J x Jprime: and he thinks me and kyle are alcoholics, btw
JayEllZ: .....oh geez....what does he think about me? ;)
J x Jprime: off the charts
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lCASSiEXOl: >:o>:o>:o
lCASSiEXOl: :(
lCASSiEXOl: I wanna KILL someone
lCASSiEXOl: BAAAAAAAAAAAAH
lCASSiEXOl: God this sucks
lCASSiEXOl: Kaleidagraph is fucking with me!
lCASSiEXOl: I bet it's all smirking at me too!
lCASSiEXOl: In that sneaky programmer way!!!
lCASSiEXOl: God!!!!
lCASSiEXOl: I HATE PHYS LAB
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[my sis wants to be an art major with an emphasis in ms paint]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/cokewhore/happybdaykim.jpg
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HiCkLeGrL714: but if u ever do that again i will kill u myself
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[drinks :
- me = 37...all in pirates
- keane = 26...all beer
donations :
- wayne = $38.00 (paid)
- min = $17.00
- tiffany = $15.75 (yeah right)
- nicole = $15.75 (exempt for putting up with my drunk ass)
- angie, chris, don = $15.75 (paid)
- nancy = $15.00 (paid)
- brian, dan lee = $6.30 (paid)
- jeff jauregui, kyle = $6.30 (offset)
- total = $173.95]
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[birthday drinkathon, saturday, 10/09 (i know, 4 days early...eh)...me and keane
donations go toward a future party!...so far:
- $0.25 / drink for drinks 01 - 10 (wayne)
- $0.50 / drink for drinks 11 - 20 (wayne)
- $1.00 / drink for drinks 21 - ... (wayne)
- $1.00 / drink for drinks 21 - ... (min, and only for jeff)
- $10.00 if both me and keane drink 25 each (nancy)
- 1 cupcake / drink (annie)
- $0.25 / drink x 5 (angie, chris, don, nicole, tiffany)
- $0.10 / drink x 4 (brian, dan lee, jeff jauregui, kyle)
- $0.10 / drink, up to 25 each (nancy)
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JayEllZ: yeah no more beer pong for you
yelleK elyK: haha
yelleK elyK: why not, b/c i'm too good ;)
yelleK elyK: the reason i usually lose is that i always start way more drunk than my opponent
JayEllZ: riiiiight
yelleK elyK: and don't listen to keane's little bullshit lies about beer pong last saturday
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HiCkLeGrL714: does he want to star in my under the table production?
HiCkLeGrL714: hahaha
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HiCkLeGrL714: beer makes you fat, fat ass
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[playing with photons and running through matrices...HMMM...]
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[no more drinking on weekdays...]
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[i have an aversion to work]
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[damnit...sprained my ankle...it kinda hurts...to walk...there's only one way to kill the pain ;)]
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hurleymudder: ur mehking urselph stoopit
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[General GRE : 10/22]
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littledot bigdot: when you start drinking as much as jeff and steve, you know you gotta be careful about becoming alcoholic
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I've never seen you when you're smiling
it really gets under my skin
you say it's easy when it's faster
I still can't guess what you're after
it's the colour of your skin
your skin is black metallic
I think of you when you're sleeping
of all the secrets that you're keeping
you can't stay all day under the covers
'cause under there you'll discover
it's the colour of your skin
your skin is black metallic
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HiCkLeGrL714: apparently it is politically inccoreect for me to hang out in the north lounge
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http://www.georgewbush.com/News/Read.aspx?ID=3418
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piaMIN 1: im little hyper cuz im too hungry
---
[Social Distortion - Angel's Wings]
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[who wants zuccinni bread???]
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LieutenantKije01: I got sand in my crack
LieutenantKije01: gotta shower
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[new mobile phone! (801) 920-8773]
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[new room and number...Atwood 124...x74600]
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[wow...after one day of class...]
HiDdEnDeViL35: i hate school
HiDdEnDeViL35: i want more summerrrrrrrrr
HiDdEnDeViL35: *yawn* ..
HiDdEnDeViL35: kill meeee
HiDdEnDeViL35: kill me nowww
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[in an email from my dad...]
Oh, by the way, I was talking to a couple of girls that were on vacation here. They were from Ireland and one of them is a senior math major in college. I mentioned that you were the same and she seemed to feel that she knew her math fairly well. I hope you don't mind, I gave her your E-mail address told her she should contact you. Maybe you would have something in common to talk about, she seemed like a very nice girl, I hope you don't mind, and I hope you don't think I'm in the habit of giving out your E-mail address to just anyone or everyone. That's actually the first time I've done that, maybe I should have asked first. Anyway, if you get an E-mail from an Irish girl, you'll know what that's all about.
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csybilly: you missed the fight after the cops came, someone broke a beer bottle over someones head last ngiht
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"Everybody believes in the exponential law of errors: the experimenters, because they think it can be proved by mathematics; and the mathematicians, because they believe it has been established by observation."
- Lippman
---
[well at least it kills boredom...]
http://www.georgewbush.com/Olympics/
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LieutenantKije01: in this modern age, it is possible to be gay and badass
LieutenantKije01: I can't think of any examples right now
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LieutenantKije01: homeless people tell me all the time to stop bitching and moaning
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IoRi6623: u ARE a man
IoRi6623: or i shud hope so
IoRi6623: u could actually b a lil bitch
IoRi6623: if so...i can DEFINATELY SEE THAT
IoRi6623: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IoRi6623: can u hear me laugh again
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kympd82: i came out pretty gay
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/olympics/2004/basketball/08/15/usa.puertorico.ap/
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IoRi6623: MOPING MUTHA FUCKA
IoRi6623: lol
IoRi6623: aiiight go mope some more
IoRi6623: HAHAHAHA
IoRi6623: mope in ur sleep
Auto response from JayEllZ: sleep and cry
IoRi6623: HAHAHAHA
IoRi6623: nice
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LieutenantKije01: I just farted
LieutenantKije01: you put that in your profile, and you're a dead man
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http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeast/08/11/arrest.drunk.reut/index.html
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IoRi6623: but i tihnk my profile is cool enuff as it is rite now
IoRi6623: HAHAHA
JayEllZ: yeah i bet you do
JayEllZ: i hope everyone around is getting annoyed iwth your laughing
JayEllZ: cause i sure am and i can't even hear it
IoRi6623: HAHAHAHAHA
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[new addicting band]
[fall out boy - the pros and cons of breathing]
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IoRi6623: >=(
JayEllZ: the problem i have with that is that you probably have the biggest fucking grin on your face right now
IoRi6623: HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
IoRi6623: u bet
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JayEllZ: awww
JayEllZ: that's cute
JayEllZ: you wanna fuck your sister
kanoa20: uhm...for the purpose of this goin onto your profile in the event i give a wrong anser...i shall say...no comment...
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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
- Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
- Rush Limbaugh
---
[finally, somebody gets it right...or so that's the claim...]
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1595230009/qid=1091706574/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-2294209-7213562?v=glance&s=books
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[during poker friday night...classic]
someone: "let's play 'who has the longer penis'"
billy: "aw man, i fold..."
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http://www.kerryoniraq.com/
[flip...flop?]
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AOL System Msg: Your screen name (JayEllZ) is now signed into AOL(R) Instant Messenger (TM) in 4 locations. Click here for more information.
[...really?]
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[radio commercials that need to die:
* 76 ("because life happens between empty and full")
* disneyland ("check!")
* mcdonald's ("i'm lovin' it")]
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JayEllZ: your profile is boring
J x Jprime: at least mine doesn't have a bunch of people saying "lol" back and forth
J x Jprime: jeff: oh, lol. tommy: lol. ... tommy: lol
JayEllZ: lol
J x Jprime: fuck that shit
JayEllZ: lol
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tommy0204: I got a nice compliment today
tommy0204: regarding my smile
tommy0204: i was surprised
JayEllZ: yeah me2
tommy0204: that he wasn't asking for sex.
JayEllZ: oh, lol
tommy0204: lol
tommy0204: well
JayEllZ: you didn't finish
tommy0204: lol
tommy0204: shut up jeff
tommy0204: i hate you
---
[coheed and cambria - time consumer]
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IoRi6623: i wanna take a picture wit my doggie holding a beer
[...]
IoRi6623: take that fuckin faggot shit outta ur profile
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The Timbly: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!
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JayEllZ: you need to do my pirate glass this weekend too
ShrtGuyBRl: ahh geez
ShrtGuyBRl: thats too much
JayEllZ: k then at least be a swashbuckler
ShrtGuyBRl: how high is that?
JayEllZ: not as high as a pirate
ShrtGuyBRl: no! its probably like the second from the top
JayEllZ: there's swash buckler, swabbie, deck hand, and pirate
JayEllZ: pick one
ShrtGuyBRl: the lowest one
JayEllZ: so pirate
JayEllZ: excellent
ShrtGuyBRl: ha ha
ShrtGuyBRl: you're a punk
JayEllZ: you're a pussy
ShrtGuyBRl: yup thats me
JayEllZ: too easy
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[woohoo, propaganda!]
Kerry's views change depending on the day and the audience.
* He told Wisconsin voters he likes to go hunting with his "trusty 12-gauge double-barrel," but he received an "F" from the National Rifle Association.
* He said in Iowa that he is personally opposed to abortion, and believes that "life does begin at conception," but he has received a 100% rating from the National Abortion & Reproductive Rights Action League (NARAL).
* He told voters in the West that he likes "a lot of parts" of the Healthy Forests bill, but he told Democratic primary voters that the law took "a chainsaw to public forests."
* He told autoworkers in Michigan he owns "an SUV... a Chevy, a big Suburban," but then he told environmentalists, "I don't have it, the family does."
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[I,Robot review]
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=i_robot
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[coheed and cambria - 33]
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[so apparently i got really drunk friday night and *christine* probably said some unusual things on *my* aim...and i *found* my once-missing 2003 putnam mug]
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IoRi6623: GIVE ME MY SHIT BACK U FUCKIN THIEF
IoRi6623: GIMME MY SHIT BACK NIGGA
JayEllZ: is it yours?
JayEllZ: you're sure?
IoRi6623: yes im duckin sure
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LieutenantKije01: you want to go get some food?
LieutenantKije01: In-N-Out or something?
JayEllZ: yeah come on over
LieutenantKije01: ok
JayEllZ: lol
JayEllZ: 5
JayEllZ: 4
JayEllZ: 3
JayEllZ: 2
JayEllZ: 1
JayEllZ: ...
JayEllZ: man you walk slow or something
LieutenantKije01: I'm gonna steal your food
LieutenantKije01: for that
JayEllZ: hahahahaha